Comdex Bans Bags From Show Floor
ckd writes: "CNET is reporting that COMDEX organizers have a new security policy--no bags except vendor supplied plastic bags will allowed on the show floor. "While on-site, you should CARRY A PHOTO ID (DRIVER'S LICENSE OR PASSPORT) ON YOU AT ALL TIMES." They want you to leave your laptop in your hotel room, too! Oh, and no cameras at the keynotes, either. But they haven't announced that they're planning to strip search people ... yet."
I want to strip search the booth babes! Like the ones that IOMEGA had a few years back ;-)
I own and operate a movie theatre. In common with all other theatres, I make my profit from the concession sales. The price that you pay for the ticket to get in to the show doesn't actually leave anything for "profit".
Can you imagine what would happen if a lot of people started to bring their own popcorn and drinks to the show and quit purchasing it from the concession? The sound of a door being locked....
If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friend!
Gee, maybe if you weren't such a lazy fuck, you could have read the actual security policy and found out. You lazy fuck.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
Take a black permanent marker with you, and write
FUCK YOU
COMDEX
NAZIS
on the bag after you've turned it inside out.
GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak