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.biz Open For Biz

Angry Black Man writes: "November 7, 2001 marks a new historic event in domain name suffixes. Neulevel's press release is reporting that the .biz domains went live last night at 12:00." And if you can follow that link, I guess they're live for you too. Anyone going to buy a .biz domain? .info might be used, but .biz just sounds silly/sleazy to me.

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  1. fear.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    scientology.biz!

  2. Re:.biz is booming ... by O2n · · Score: 2, Funny

    rush to protect the value of their IP by registering all possible .your_TLD_here preceded by their trademark.

    Why bother? You can wait until someone else buys it, *if* they buy it, then call them cybersqatters etc. and get the domain.
    But probably they'll just rush as you said...

  3. I know at least one market for .biz by ShaunC · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...fuckedcompany.com. fucked.biz would be so much easier to type! And so much more appropriate...

    Shaun

    --
    Thanks to the War on Drugs, it's easier to buy meth than it is to buy cold medicine!
  4. Re:All domains resolve! by PyroMosh · · Score: 5, Funny

    So what you're saying is

    All your .biz are resolve to 209.173.53.173?

    Okay, sorry, I couldn't resist! (:

  5. Re:All domains resolve! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The blurry dead eyes of the folks at the top of the screen scare me...

  6. Personally... by dimator · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm waiting for .jiz for all the porn sites I frequent.

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  7. Re:All domains resolve! by MavEtJu · · Score: 3, Funny

    [~] edwin@k7>telnet blaatblaatblaat.biz smtp
    Trying 209.173.53.173...
    telnet: connect to address 209.173.53.173: Connection refused
    telnet: Unable to connect to remote host


    Oooooh damned damned damned! That would be big spam-fun!

    Edwin

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  8. .END for people who don't exist by MosesJones · · Score: 3, Funny


    Yes thats right, aiming at the secret services and terrorist organisations around the world, the TLD for them its...

    .end

    Yes the new "Emperors new Domain" domain has all of the advantages of traditional domain names and so much less.

    No DNS... yes thats right register your .end and noone will be able to find the site. This provides the secrecy required by todays spy and terrorist rings.

    No connection, yes this is the TLD for those organisations that don't connect to the internet. Got a closed loop controlling your nuclear deterent ? No worries now you can hang out with those cool (but sadly unemployed) .com guys with you head held high with your .end address, safe in the knowledge that your so cool because they can't find it.

    "I love the fact that I can't be found" - Mr Bin Ladle

    "Not interested, we like our systems easy to hack" - Mr Cyril Ian Arthur

    "My business was a total flop, it really is impossibly to find" - Mr Peter Orn head of sex.end

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    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
  9. Re:"Anyone going to buy a .biz" by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny
    • Maybe then legitimate sites like xxx.soton.ac.uk can return to the regular web

    My company's gifted IS department blocked xxx.soton.ac.uk. I phoned them up to get it unblocked, and the techie on the end of the phone asked me repeatedly if this was a sex site. God damn. I mean God damn. How dumb do you have to be to not just type it into a browser and see, and how dumb would I have to be to phone IS, give my name, and as for a "sex site" to be unblocked.

    Er, sorry, this turned into more of an anti-IS rant. I had a point when I started, but it escapes me. ;-)

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  10. A suggestion: dot-� by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about the following for TLD's:

    .© - for example, riaa.©, mpaa.©
    .® - for all the corporations to have product domains (kleenex.®, q-tip.®)
    .$ - for all the make-money-quick spammers (they seem to be largly US, but if needed, we can localize them with .£ et. al. )

    Come on fellow /.'s, let's pool our money and set this up!

  11. Re:.com is just to prominent for this to work by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    "No, Sir, Mr. Investor. We are not one of those worthless dotcoms, we are a dotbiz - see the difference?"

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    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  12. Re:All domains resolve! by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah I went to microsoft.biz and sure enough there was a banner (with a freaky blurred photo of two people with no eyes, shiver) and an offer to buy. Well, shucks, if microsoft doesn't want it, can I buy it??