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RLX Gets Denser

A reader writes: "There's story about RLX Technologies shrinking their "blades" server on Linuxgram." Knowing how much we pay for our "floor space" at the colo, the notion of having multiple blade machines is pretty cool - and shrinking this to a 1U form factor with 6 blade of the Transmeta Crusoe 5800 line of chip is pretty cool.

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  1. CORRECT Link by Angry+Black+Man · · Score: -1, Troll

    The correct link is located right here at linuxgram.

    Also, IGN has measurements of the new device as compared to the old ones here.

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    the byproduct of years of oppression by the white man
  2. On Taco-Snotting by George+WIPO+Bush · · Score: -1, Troll

    What is "Taco-snotting?"

    "Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."

    Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?

    You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. To disable this setting, log in, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.

    Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?

    Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. Or he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."

    What is a "Circle-snot"?

    A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniform and Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip their asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the homosexual revelry.

    Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.

    Actually, he's a homosexual pedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.

    Are you getting hard writing this?

    Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?

    No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.

    --

    J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
    Crapflooder Associates
    Slashdot.org

  3. Not Microdrives by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 1, Troll

    They use 2.5" notebook drives, not Microdrives.