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Wind Tunnel for Birds
bgood writes "'What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? ...' The Department of Animal Ecology at the University of Lund in Sweden uses a modern low-speed wind tunnel specially crafted for bird experiments. The birds are trained to fly in the 'test-section' and the tunnel can be tilted up or down to simulate ascent and descent. This link contains plenty of detail, complete with bird pictures. For those of you who yearn to build your own (non-bird-compliant) wind tunnel, you can find instructions in this Scientific American article."
we want more Heather
I'm going to vomit before I go to bed now.
Thank you Slashdot!
What, a swallow, carrying a coconut?
Now as long as we don't run into the Knights that say Ni.
Shh.
You're either with us or against us.
w/o us whities, who would pay your salary?
Damn thats funny. Whoopsie though? Are we a chocolate snuffler by any chance?
A bird treadmill! I love it!
Wrists killing you? Not in 2 weeks. Learn Dvorak.
Interesting story over at CCN. Seems that the young Ms. Clinton is over in the UK at Oxford University. Shes having a bit of a hard time with anti-american feeling, and only wants to be around yanks.
The final bit:
>Chelsea Clinton is studying for a Masters degree in international relations.
made me piss myself. As a side note, I hate the yanks, I much prefer a long, slow wank.
Now I can finally test my penis in a wind tunnel and find out how to maximize its fucking potential.
There will be no need for money.
>I've got a large amount of itching powder rammed up my ass, causing inflamation, swelling and discomfort.
> Can anyone recommend a good cream or soothing balm?
Well, you'll get modded -1, Offtopic for this, but since its obviously causing you so much pain:
Try canesten combi or Anusol.
I prefer the second one, because the names funnier.
Happy rubbing!
A man goes to visit his doctor,
"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,"
"Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor.
"They make a HONDA sound"
The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"
"Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the man
The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"
"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man
"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
Who needs Compliance?
/dev/linuxisdying shit!
It's all in the Start Menu for me..
Fuck the
I was wonder what was the best way to drive up your guy's asses? If you'd tell me I'd really appreciate it.
I mean whats the deal here, hundreds and hundreds of thousands of geeks here talking about birds and windtunnels. Could it really get more pathetic. I hope you all choke on a fucking bottlecap or get hit by a fucking bus on your way home from where ever it is your geeks work. That is if you geeks have ever even seen the outside of your house since you were drove home from the hospital when you were born. Unless your mother was a whore and you were born in the toilet of a lesbian bar somewhere in Kentucky.
Thanks people, its great that I have a way to express myself.
NOT SIDEWAYS!!!! anyway but SIDEwaYS!!!
get gold bond, its not just for creepy old people anymore!
dont forget to erase the space in the middle of the url and any at the end. sorry, i dont know how to make a clickable link. anyway, the article is about how cats were used by the cia during the cold war to spy on the russians.
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