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Wind Tunnel for Birds
bgood writes "'What, a swallow, carrying a coconut? ...' The Department of Animal Ecology at the University of Lund in Sweden uses a modern low-speed wind tunnel specially crafted for bird experiments. The birds are trained to fly in the 'test-section' and the tunnel can be tilted up or down to simulate ascent and descent. This link contains plenty of detail, complete with bird pictures. For those of you who yearn to build your own (non-bird-compliant) wind tunnel, you can find instructions in this Scientific American article."
It would be fun to crank the sucker up and watch the birds struggle and eventually give up and get blown and smashed into the back of the tube, quacking or chirping frantically.
Or, even better, turn the fan on in reverse and watch them try to waddle and hop against the suction.. slowly getting stronger.. and stronger.. the bird finally can hold no more and WOOSH BZZZZZZZT SPLUT bird guts EVERYWHERE! Whoopsie!
I have no idea why someone would want one, but just imagine...
This site is fucking gay.
Every human comes with its own wind tunnel, but needs fuel and good ventilation.
I dare you to bloat your goat!
How the fuck can this offtopic??? Its about wind tunnels, its about birds (if you have a sexual desire for them) and it should be modded funnny.
What is "Taco-snotting?"
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:) Join me in a WIPO-snot? I promise I won't try and rape you, chain you up in my basement, and make you my pony for the rest of your life. I'm not like CmdrTaco; I only enjoy snotting on willing partners.
...So, join me in a WIPO-snot?
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by Rob Malda of Slashdot, otherwise known as CmdrTaco, to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual) and blowing the semen back out his nose onto the other man's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I met CmdrTaco at an Open Source convention and he invited me back to his room for a game of Quake. When I got to his room, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, naked. He Taco-snotted me three times over the next two hours, sucking me to orgasm then snotting my semen onto my face, in my mouth, then again on my belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source convention (or rather, Open Sauce convention -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel, and Anal Cox used his network stack in various unspeakable ways on every orifice in my body.
How did I finally escape? After about 16 hours of nonstop homosexual atrocities, they all went to sleep. I was left there, covered in jizz-snot, chained to the bed. Fortunately the cum worked wonderfully as a lubricant and I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads, I could've easily been drowned.
Why am I always receiving emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would allow him to Taco-snot me?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following:
From: malda@slashdot.org
To: wipotroll@hotmail.com
Subject: Hey, baby - jion me in a taco-snott!
Hey, baby!
Ever done a Taco-snotting with anothar fellow geek? Its more fun then trolling Slashdot, trust me! All that talk you troll with about homasexual incest and stuff got me all horny and hot for you! Is it serius? Please tell me that itt is! If you want to get with me and my Slashdot bois, drop me an emale!
ps- Please replie to me at horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com. I'd rather the guys at VA Linux are not seen this.
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CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy being Taco-snotted. And this time, he found you. Lucky you.
CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and there's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late... but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from the listings, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot."
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Probably not. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex slave for the rest of your life -- or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot." It very nearly happened to me.
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, hot and sticky cum, spooging all over each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with their sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease.
To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in Nazi Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. They all then proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained up and naked bodies. Unwilling boys are tortured with pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.
As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.
...Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes.
What's that screaming I hear coming from your basement?
Oh, that's just my sister; I got her chained up in the basement. In fact, I just finished snotting all over her body. You should see her squirm when I spooge on her belly, lick it up, and snot it all over her face. She's such a feisty little 14 year-old bitch. Of course she's my sex slave, she's my sister. What else would she be good for?
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
ain't that right cmrdtaco. you call yourself taco cause your a hooded wrap and micheal fucks you constantly. don't think i dont know whats going on. i am on to you......and i want in buddy. how bout and tacosnort!