Honda's ASIMO A Few Steps Closer To Human

Rauchenator points to an article on Yahoo! about "the new enhanced Honda Asimo which now can gracefully walk down stairs, respond to human commands and even work like a receptionist (Sit there). The Honda site even has videos showcasing the robot doing its thing. The article points out that the robot makes celebrity-size salaries when put on display, too."

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shut the fuck up timothy you gay fucking queer

[mark knopfler 69]

get your dick out of an ass for once

faggots of slashdot

[mark knopfler 69]

[to the tune of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits]

You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors

Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit

You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing

And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]

And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking

(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)

[solo]

And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"

[solo]

IMPORTANT: I WANT CRITISM! IF YOU CAN IMPROVE MY WORK WITH BRILLIANT LYRICS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL INTEGRATE THEM. I WANT THESE SLASHDOT FLAMES TO BE THE BEST THEY CAN BE! DIE SLASHDOT FAGS. THANK YOU

That's ADVISED, not Adviced

[mark knopfler 69]

My grammar and spelling is usually impeccable, in stark contrast to the slashdot editors.

Re:Does anyone else find this disturbing?

[Anonymous Coward]

Crappy troll attempt. Score: 0

Here's to a the you.