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Virtual Keyboard

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the now-thats-just-bizarre dept.

Archfeld sent a strange piece of technology called the Senseboard which is a portable keyboard, except that there's really not any keys. Or a board. And it can communicate via RF for all your strange wearable applications.

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  1. slashdot suxx0rz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    all you stupid motherfuckers are dumber than shit!

  2. "Virtual" has a deep history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF

    +MONDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +MONDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +TUESDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +TUESDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +WEDNESDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +WEDNESDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +THURSDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +THURSDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +FRIDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +FRIDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +SATURDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: I will not suck any more dick ever again.
    +SATURDAY EVENING+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

    +SUNDAY MORNING+
    Cmdr Taco: Today is the Lord's day.
    +SUNDAY AFTERNOON+
    Cmdr Taco: *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

  3. Re:Cool, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    Your mom has a special button that I push.

    Then I roll her over and force my huge schlong into her anus until it bleeds. Then I leave a hot load of nut nectar dripping out of her bum hole.

    But she sure likes having that button pressed, let me tell you!

  4. won't help by blueskatz · · Score: 0, Troll

    Archfeld sent a strange piece of technology called the Senseboard which is a portable keyboard, except that there's really not any keys (Archfield used Federal Express to get it to the Slashdot editors overnight? Or did he submit an article about it? Oh, and this is a run-on sentance.). Or a board (Verb?). And it can communicate via RF for all your strange wearable applications (Really? The Virtual Board can communicate via RF in place of all my strange wearable applications?).

    This is too easy.

  5. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    You can jack off on it and publish the results as poetry on the net.