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New Star Wars Episode II Trailer Out

Posted by michael on from the hype-hype-baby dept.

danov writes: "A new trailer for Star Wars Episode II has been released on Apple's website. It's called "Forbidden Love"." Don't watch this one if you want to be surprised when you see the movie. It gives away most of the plot. You have been warned. Update: 11/16 12:49 GMT by M : If you get "referral denied", just hit reload. Silly Apple.

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  1. Yeah, watching it ruined the plot for me... by Colin+Winters · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, who was supposed to know that Amidala and Anakin fell in love? And that there would be fighting involving lightsabers? Damn it, Lucas, I wanted the plot to be a surprise! The next thing you know, Obi-wan will push Anakin into lava!

    Colin Winters

    1. Re:Yeah, watching it ruined the plot for me... by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 5, Funny
      I heard a rumor that Amidala eventually gets preg.. oops... maybe I sholdn't have..

      (Enter George Lucas)

      VROM.... vroooom vroom vwap.

      Thud.

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  2. *** SPOILER *** by Krapangor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, I'll give you the plot of the whole film.

    Mainly Geogre Lucas will be making much money by recycling an old and braindead SCI-FI movie be creating new films on the topic which contain no decent storyline but much special effects and computer animated pictures. Because the ending of the last movie of the old ones had left no sensible possibility to create any sequels, Mr. Lucas will have the innovative and cunning idea of creating prequels.
    And now the most important thing of the plot: many coloured things will expode (especially in vacuum with a loud "kaboom !). And some guys will jump around.

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    1. Re:*** SPOILER *** by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny
      • Mr. Lucas will have the innovative and cunning idea of creating prequels.

      The really clever bit is the way he avoided carefully making any reference to anything that happens in the prequels when he made 4-6, so that the prequels appear to be non-canon and irrelevant at best, contradictory at worst. That was some forethought, George!

      I'm taking bets that Jar Jar turns out to be Boba Fett. Then the rape of my childhood memories will be complete.

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  3. He *kissed* her! by Talisman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's my plan:

    1) Kill the actor playing Annakin
    2) Take acting lessons
    3) Beat out everyone else during the screen test for Episode III so *I* can be the one that gets to be Luke's father, if you catch my drift.

    Imagine if Episode III were rated XXX...

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  4. Best Part of it All... by Incongruity · · Score: 5, Funny

    No Jar-Jar sightings in the trailer...

    Please, let this be a sign of things to come...

  5. LOL by theridersofrohan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I particularly liked this bit:

    Annie? Oh my, you've grown!

    It reminded me of this part from the phantom menace script (the abridged version:)
    INT. TATOOINE - SOME SHOP WHERE JAKE LLOYD IS HELD SLAVE
    JAKE LLOYD
    Hi there! Golly I'm cute.
    NATALIE PORTMAN
    You certainly are, little boy.
    JAKE LLOYD
    I'm the only one disturbed by the fact that I'm gonna bone you in episode two?
    :)

    Seriously though, can't these people _act_? The first half of this teaser is crap!

  6. Re:Anikan's lightsaber by Salsaman · · Score: 3, Funny
    Perhaps it changes colour halfway through the movie.

    Maybe in the middle of the film, when Anakin is just turning to the dark side, it is purple ?

  7. Re:the link by PW2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/

    For you redundant people.

  8. Irresponsible annakin! by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 5, Funny

    Always sheathe your lightsaber, young padawan learner. "Using the force" just isn't a valid method of birth control.