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Ext3 Filesystem Explained
sheckard writes: "The next installment of the wonderful Advanced filesystem implementor's guide, part 7, details the ext3 filesystem in all of its glory. This is another great voyage into the world of journaling filesystems, and ext3 has been rock-solid in my experience."
Power supply dies. Power goes out and UPS dies after 30 minutes. Playing shuffle-the-cables at the co-lo facility and you mistakingly unplug the NAS unit. There are still a few non-Microsoft OS related catastrophes that exist, believe it or not. By the way, that last scenario was completely hypothetical. [whistling/twiddling thumbs]
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