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WIPO Awards 'Sucks' Domain to Vivendi

Sarcasmo writes: "A WIPO Panel has decided in favor of Vivendi Universal in the dispute over VivendiUniversalSucks.com. The arguments made on Vivendi's behalf are strange, to say the least." It's so unjust as to be farcical. When the domain name holder makes a sarcastic comment that he wasn't making any money off the domain (in contrast to the lawyer who was billing a few hundred dollars per hour to handle the dispute), the esteemed Panel takes that as evidence that he wants to sell the domain (which in itself was already a flimsy plank to call "bad faith"). Kangaroo court is too kind a description. ICANN is currently asking for input on the domain dispute resolution process, so if you've been a victim of the UDRP, now would be a good time to speak up.

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  1. I am so confused... by DaoudaW · · Score: 4, Funny

    stating that the addition of the terms "sucks" and ".com" to the Bloomberg mark does not have the effect of escaping confusing similarity

    "Microsoft sucks"
    "Why do you like MS?"
    "Huh??? I hate MS?"
    "Oh... It's all so confusingly similar."

  2. awep[ojasf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    [whois.register.com]

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    Organization:
    Secaucus Group Inc
    Secaucus Group Inc
    295 Greenwich Street (Suite 184)
    New York, NY 10007
    US
    Phone: (973) 503 1785
    Email: dparisi@garden.net

    Registrar Name....: Register.com
    Registrar Whois...: whois.register.com
    Registrar Homepage: http://www.register.com

    Domain Name: WIPOSUCKS.COM

    Created on..............: Mon, Apr 19, 1999
    Expires on..............: Fri, Apr 19, 2002
    Record last updated on..: Fri, Feb 23, 2001

    Administrative Contact:
    Secaucus Group Inc
    Secaucus Group Inc
    295 Greenwich Street (Suite 184)
    New York, NY 10007
    US
    Phone: (973) 503 1785
    Email: dparisi@garden.net

    Technical Contact:
    Dan Parisi
    Dan Parisi
    295 Greenwich Street (Suite 184)
    New York, NY 10007
    US
    Phone: (973) 503 1785
    Email: dparisi@garden.net

    Zone Contact:
    Dan Parisi
    Dan Parisi
    295 Greenwich Street (Suite 184)
    New York, NY 10007
    US
    Phone: (973) 503 1785
    Email: dparisi@garden.net

  3. Re:Time for some new domains... by glwtta · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that's taken...

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  4. Change English by WoOS · · Score: 2, Funny

    the Panel has found that non-English speaking Internet users would be likely to attach no significance to the appended word 'sucks' and would therefore regard the disputed domain name as conveying an association with the Complainant.

    Hmm, the VivendiUniversialSucks.com site starts with:
    Why Does Vivendi/Universal Suck?
    Vivendi is a large, behemoth corporation that exists merely .....

    It's in English. So non-English speakers could actually have some problems reading the site and it is therefore irrelevant if they know what 'sucks' mean. The site also does not feature any VU logos but rants about conglomerates like Vivendi. Surely any reader will immediatly think that it is an official VU site.

    I guess that WIPO would like to have an Orwellian version of English with domain names like "VivendiUniversialDoublePlusUngood.com"

  5. Re:Time for some new domains... by BarefootClown · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps asswipo.com?

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  6. For those who lost their "sucks" domain by kindbud · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll offer a delegation from my 2nd level domain, so for example, the domain that was taken from "j d sallen" can be replaced with the one I am offering: vivendiuniversalsucks.thekindbud.com.

    Someone who is more enterprising than myself could set up some more 3rd level delegations, like vivendiuniversalsucks.mydick.com, vivendiuniversalsucks.greencanalwater.com, vivendiuniversalsucks.theyjustsuckperiod.com, and so on...

    WIPO and ICANN have no authority over 3rd level delegations, as far as I know. But that might be an interesting battle if they were to try to take away a domain that was used in this way.

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  7. Re:Media Monopoly by sconeu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, that's a great way to catch Osama! Put up the site at terrorismsucks.com, and then wait for him to sue you in WIPO!

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