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Museum Of Broken Packets

hobbicik writes: "Quote from the page: 'The purpose of this museum is to provide a shelter for strange, unwanted, malformed packets - abandoned and doomed freaks of nature - as we, mere mortals, meet them on twisted paths of our grand journey called life.'" Interesting and amusing idea. Most of the wasted packets I get are IIS worm attempts -- not nearly as interesting.

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  1. Hmm by MxTxL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, there are stranger "museums" out there. At least it's not a museum of modern art.

  2. I'm sure that... by taffyd · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...my boss would consider packets all of the packets routed to slashdot by me when I was meant to be working as "strange, unwanted and malformed". ;)

    Taffyd.

  3. Hmmm by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely we now need a `Museum of shoddy half-assed software which passes junk as validly formed data`?

    1. Re:Hmmm by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Surely we now need a `Museum of shoddy half-assed software which passes junk as validly formed data`?

      Yeah, but the domain 'microsoft.com' is already taken.

      Insert rimshot here...

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  4. Something to "Marvel" at... by GISboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Faster than a speeding packet,
    More powerful than a triple Mocha,
    Able to leap Full Towers in a single bound,

    Look behind the window!
    It's a boot disk!
    No! It's a packet!
    No! It's a...OOooo, shiney object!

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  5. Special packets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is the going to be special place for packets going to port 139?

  6. Geek? by Anders · · Score: 2, Funny

    One thing is that I immediately think "IP" when I read "packets". But why did I have to misread "twisted paths" as "twisted pair"?

  7. Awe-inspiring by still+cynical · · Score: 3, Funny

    One cannot comprehend the mind-boggling amounts of spare time required to devote part of one's life to this.

    What's next, a repository of images of free-form dust patterns from monitor screens?

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  8. Malformed? Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nowadays you get a malformed packet, and they'll call the FBI thinking there's anthrax in it.

    OOps, wrong kind of packet.

  9. Occam's Razor by uberchicken · · Score: 4, Funny

    means that it's the packet capture utility that's hosed, not the packets. :)

  10. Slashback? by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anybody else thought this would be a sequel to this?

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  11. Microsoft Patents the Broken Packet by rsimmons · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a stunning move to corner one of the oldest markets in networking, Microsoft has patented the concept of a broken packet. Many router manufacturers may come under litigation if they do not pay the licensing fees.

  12. Broken packets? Slashdotting? by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hope the Museum of Broken Packets can adequately catalog its own slashdotting.

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  13. Re:A real bit bucket by wackybrit · · Score: 2, Funny

    As more implementations appeared on the Internet, I'd get more junk packets, and would E-mail back the packet source telling them how their protocol stack was broken.

    Argh, here he is.. the first net-cop!