Ask Ed Felten About Watermarking Analysis And More
Dr. Edward Felten is in a funny position -- or perhaps not so funny. He's the Princeton researcher who took up the challenge posed by the music industry to find flaws in the SMDI watermarking scheme, but didn't enter into the 'no-telling' bargain (here's the click-through agreement [pdf]) which would have made him eligible for a reward, so wasn't bound by non-disclosure terms. When a scheduled academic presentation on the weaknesses [pdf] that he and his colleages found in SDMI became the object of lawsuit threats from the RIAA, and caused him to cancel the planned presentation, Felten decided to turn the tables, and in cooperation with the EFF, sue them instead, for interfering with his scholarly research. Though he did eventually get to present his research, the legal action is still going. Dr. Felten is at a hearing today in Trenton, NJ, but he's agreed to answer questions from Slashdot readers. Please confine your questions carefully (one per post), and we'll pass the highest-moderated ones on for his answers.
I've heard at various times that the RIAA has some mob connections (you know, like the Teamsters, wink wink, nudge nudge). Sure, threats of lawsuits are enough to keep a fellow up late at night, but how scary is the RIAA, really?
Stupid people shouldn't have any rights. They do stupid things and they make life crap for intelligent people. Until intelligent people can make themselves a giant park with no stupid people nearby, intelligent people will have to control stupid people by changing the law and making them watch more TV.
Down with stupid people! Witless people have no rights! They are happy to trade freedom for safety, and they deserve neither! Scum!
Dear Ed,
It's clear to almost everyone that your lawsuit was nothing but an attempt to set up the RIAA. The RIAA has been nothing if not exceptionally clear about the fact that they never intended nor attempted to suppress anyone's research.
My question is: Why? What was your actual motiviation? Were you just trying to cause a ruckus, or were you attempting to further some political agenda?
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