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The Evolution of Linux

Taiko writes: "Kerneltrap.org has posted some of the more interesting messages from a recent kernel mailing list discussion. It started with a post on proper indentation, but turned into something a bit more. There are some posts by Linus and Alan Cox about the nature of design, computer science, Linux development, evolution, and more. Quite interesting and funny."

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  1. Kansas school board rejects Evolution by JCCyC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will use Outlook only -- "Prayer will defend us from viruses", says school principal.

    This will not do good for the acceptance of Linux in the Bible Belt -- Linux evolved through natural selection, while Windows was created by God.

  2. linus approved kernel hacking procedure by nusuth · · Score: 5, Funny

    1- Get latest kernel source 2- Open a random file, go to a random location in that file 3- Roll a d100, use this table: 0-10 insert a random C keyword 11-20 delete nearest statement 21-50 define a new variable 51-80 delete a variable declaration 81-85 change your keyboard layout to some language, switch off monitor and start typing headlines of slashdot. Stop when you feel like it 86-90 delete rand(20) characters 91 delete file 92 merge file with other random 93 copy file with a new name 94 move file to another location 95+ merge file with a random C source from net 4- try building source. If all goes well,submit a patch. Otherwise roll d6, on 1-5 return to step 2, on a 6 return to step 1.

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    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

    1. Re:linus approved kernel hacking procedure by tijnbraun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed. Puts this quote from Linus in a totally new perspective:
      "If it compiles, it's good. If it boots, it's perfect!"

  3. Evolution vs. Creation by seldolivaw · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reading it, does anybody else get a strong sense of deja vu? It sounds like the two sides are arguing Evolution vs. Creationism -- well, they *are* -- but in this case they're arguing it over Linux instead of over human beings. Only in this case, we *know* there was a creator, and he says "I didn't create it, it evolved". Which makes me wonder if we ever did find the "creator" of human beings, and what would happen if he/she/it/they said the same thing about us :-) Picture it (and pardon my Eurocentricity):

    Us: "God! At last we have found you! Now tell us, please... WHY ARE WE THE WAY WE ARE? WHY ARE WE HERE?"

    God: "I dunno. I created you to eat the lions, and you just kinda got out of hand"

  4. Don't do it Larry! by teridon · · Score: 2, Funny
    Linus to Larry McVoy: Are you indispensable for the continued well-being of humanity? I believe not, although you are of course free to disagree.

    Don't take it too hard, Larry. Stay with us!

    --
    I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing. -- Thomas Jefferson
  5. Re:Great stuff! by damiam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yet another thing that the geek community could learn.

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    It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.