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"Bronze Age Pompeii" Discovered

FortKnox writes "Italian archaeologists that were selling rights to build an underground parking lot, north of Pompeii, have discovered an ancient village within it. This discovery is a village that is basically a snapshot of the bronze age. The city, which is north of Vesuvius, was given the name "Nola". One odd thing, though, unlike Pompeii, they haven't found bodies in Nola. Good stuff to find, and a good place to compare theory with proof."

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  1. Bronze Life by WebBug · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is really a gold mine. I can't believe how fortunate we are to have a site like this. It may well do for Bronze age knowledge what Pompeii did for Roman knowledge.

    We are going to see, for the first time, what life was REALLY like in bronze age Europe. It could very well change all our ideas about the development of early societies.

    Yeeha! I can't wait to go . . .

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    Later . . . . . . WebBug // I don't really have 8 arms but . . .
  2. Maybe by tcd004 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Today, a giant pool of magma still lies beneath Vesuvius and extends at least 400 square
    kilometers under some of Italy's scenic coastline, making a fresh eruption possible at any
    time."

    If there's another eruption, future scientists will be able to study how 20th century tourists interacted with bronze-age archeological tourist attractions.

    @home doesn't do it for ya? Try NOT@HOME.

    tcd004

  3. Duck and cover! by Ted+V · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess they were smart enough to avoid the "Duck and Cover" technique that Pompeii's residents tried...

  4. They Had It Coming by heretic108 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ROME, June 12, 2002

    Archaeologists excavating the ruins of the buried city of Nola have found documents which provide a stunning insight into the nature of Nolan society, and the possible causes for its destruction.

    One of the documents, 'Specimen 42A/6', after translation from the ancient cunieform, reads:

    "To the people of Nola - we have written to you several times asking you to cease and desist your illegal activities.

    "This is your final warning that if you don't immediately amend your ways, the government of Rome, at the decree of Emperor Numa, will invoke the fire gods to destroy your city without any further notice.

    "One last time, we state our demands:
    1) Cease trading in scrolls and engraved tablets. No one is to possess scrolls or tablets unless they have been licensed from Softius Micrius Gatius Billius.
    2) Cease all use of the rotary bearing horizontal transport system, commonly known as the 'Wheel'. Your persistent use of the Wheel violates patents MDCCLXXVI, DCCXLIV, MMMCCLXXXVIII and CDLXIII. OR, purchase a 'Wheel End User License', which entitles you to a subscription to 'Wheel version VIII', as long as you pay the royalty of two pieces of silver per thousand rotations per wheel, and pay for regular new releases.
    3) Hunt and slaughter all carrier pigeons. These birds have been used for copyright infringement purposes, and must die.
    4) Hunt all birds of species parakeet or lorikeet (nicknamed by your local population as 'Aves em-pee-threeius' - these birds have copyright-infringing capabilities, and have been used to illegally record and distribute copyrighted music.

    "Lastly, once again, failure to immediately comply with these demands will result in the destruction of your civilisation."

    Signed
    Riaa Porcius
    Intellectual Property Enforcement Division
    Global Roman Empire
    under the authority of Zeus

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    -- In the beginning was the WORD, and the WORD was UNSIGNED, and the main(){} was without form and void...