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World Cyber Games Underway

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the beats-the-hell-out-of-football dept.

b3kZ writes "The World Cyber Games opening ceremonies took place yesterday. Check out the WCG page for match results (tournaments for 8 different games), bios of the players, and interviews. Lots of coverage including live feeds, GTV, HLTV etc..." M : There's also a BBC story about this and another gaming competition.

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  1. The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    May I troll your website? I heard from a friend who heard from another friend of his friend that this site is prime trolling grounds.

    I think his name was the Lipo Troll. Something about taco-spooging or frijole-snotting or something. Have any of you seen a man named Lipo talking about cumming on his fajitas?

    1. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      It's apparently called "Taco-farting." I believe it involves the webmaster of this website sticking Taco meat and sauce up his anus and farting it on unfortunate victims.

      I think. I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong...?

    2. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      It's TACO SNOTTING, you pathetic excuse for a human being. And his name is WIPO TROLL. Damnit all, people are stupid.

    3. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      ewwww, thats nasty. are u sure? i thought it was called taco-smashing and had somethign to do with mr taco putting shells up his anus and smashign them hard.

    4. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      No, no, I'm very sure it was "Taco-farting," now that I think about it. He did it to my little sister. Trust me, I know. :(

    5. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Yes, yes it is. You didn't need to get all snotty about it. Heehee.

    6. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Ooohhhh, look at you. You made a PUN. A god damned SNOT PUN. I bet you're mother would be so fucking proud of you, boy. So FUCKING PROUD.

      Go off and SUCK CMDRTACO'S PENIS, you pathetic piece of human fecal tissues.

    7. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Bite a dick.
      A large dick.
      Preferably one full of cum.

    8. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      u shuold bit a biger 1 u lah

    9. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      What the hell are you? Some reject from AOL? What in God's name is a "lah" and why are you calling me one?

      You should go bite a dick, too. And stop butting your fugly head where it don't belong.

    10. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      See above, it's Taco-wanking. That's where CmdrTaco wanks off in his own right hand.

    11. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      i am not aol wat is aol?
      tish is slashdott u lah
      slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashdottt
      u dont forget
      and take ur swers ELSEHWEREEEEEEEEEE!!!

    12. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Good God.

    13. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Um, no. It's called "Taco-fisting." Don't ask.

    14. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      No, no, please tell me. I must know what this "Taco-fisting" practice of which you speak, is. Anyone else want to tell me????

    15. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      The WIPO Troll.

    16. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      no no no thats just some idiot who tried to empersonate our boy wipo. you idiot.

    17. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Other way around, wank-ass. Why would anyone want to be WIPO? Everyone wants to be Jraxis however. Jraxis is an internet legend. WIPO tried to impersonate Jraxis. And he lost.

    18. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Stupid. That is not WIPO, WIPO killed that guy and stole his skin! WIPO's our hero!!

    19. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Actually Jraxis is WIPO-in-hiding.

    20. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      You're all wrong! I, CmdrTaco, am the WIPO Troll!!!

      -- CmdrTaco (my sig says it so it must be true)

    21. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      No, you may not troll my precious website.
      *cradles it in my arms and hides it from you*

      -- CmdrTaco

    22. Re:The Lipo Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Actually, it's called "Taco- getting pummeled up the ass by 20 hairy homosexual men." No further explanation is needed. (I HOPE.)

  2. Re:IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special ta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Do you know the "Lipo troll"? I heard something about this Mr. Taco doing something called "snotting" from the "Lipo Troll," and would very much like to hear more.

  3. Re:How CmdrTaco got his name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Please tell me more about this HORRIBLE PERVERSION Mr. Weather Troll Man!!!

    Do you know anything about "Taco-snotting"? I keep getting email about it from, I think, the guy you speak of in this story.

  4. Taco-drooling, surely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Bah, you idiot. It is called Taco-drooling, and it involves CmdrTaco slurping up your semen and drooling it back onto your face. Surely, you are a moron, and a disgusting one at that!

    Humph.

    1. Re:Taco-drooling, surely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Actually, it's Taco-felching. I don't think I need to describe it further, but if I must...

      "Taco-felching is when CmdrTaco anally rapes Jon Katz, then proceeds to lick the muck of semen and fecal juices from Mr. Katz's ass, using the full length and breadth of his tongue to lick deep within Mr. Katz."
      -- "Taco-sex in a Nutshell," by O'Reilly and Associates, 2001.

    2. Re:Taco-drooling, surely! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      You're all sick!!! Sick, sick!!