Space Shuttle Endeavour's On-Board Souvenir Stash
Robert Pearlman writes: "Seven astronauts, four payloads, and over 11,000 souvenirs are on their way to the International Space Station, among them a U.S. flag recovered from the World Trade Center, a cylinder record which belonged to inventor Thomas Edison, and golf course markers from Scotland and Ireland. Read the entire manifest here."
Item 7a.
1. 5 Each Small Meatball Lapel Pins
What the hell is a small meatball lapel pin??
If it ain't a Model M, it's a piece of crap.
Under the "Flags for Heroes and Families" program, 6,000 small U.S. flags are also on-board, to be distributed to the victims' families and emergency response teams.
"We're so sorry about the loss of your loved one...but here's a flag that's been in space! Well, in a hermetically sealed package in a storage compartment in a spacecraft in space, but still...oooh!"
...I'd be pissed!
We don' need no steenkin' "meatball lapel pins". We haven't seen a woman in six months! Where's the pr0n?!?
97. 1 Each Sorority Photograph Chi Omega Sorority, Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN
Alien: Abortions for everyone
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Alien: OK, Abortions for no one
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Alien: OK, Abortions for some, miniature american flags for all
Crowd: YAAAAAAYYYY!!!
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.