Space Shuttle Endeavour's On-Board Souvenir Stash
Robert Pearlman writes: "Seven astronauts, four payloads, and over 11,000 souvenirs are on their way to the International Space Station, among them a U.S. flag recovered from the World Trade Center, a cylinder record which belonged to inventor Thomas Edison, and golf course markers from Scotland and Ireland. Read the entire manifest here."
But the prime cargo are the larger items in the payload bay, followed by the astronauts. So, you might as well stuff every nook and cranny aboard that orbiter -- as its going to launch regardless (a.k.a. there are no savings for lighter cargo)
...I'd be pissed!
We don' need no steenkin' "meatball lapel pins". We haven't seen a woman in six months! Where's the pr0n?!?
Alien: Abortions for everyone
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Alien: OK, Abortions for no one
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Alien: OK, Abortions for some, miniature american flags for all
Crowd: YAAAAAAYYYY!!!
Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
easy, two words: Orbital Fireworks. Definately. Throw big balls of chemically doped junk into the atmosphere to make colorful artifical meteors. Bright, long lasting ones.