LucasFilm Auctioning Star Wars Memorabilia
Captain Chad writes: "LucasFilm has donated some items to eBay's "Auction for America". They include a lightsaber used by Ray Park (Darth Maul) and a stormtrooper helmet used in The Empire Strikes Back and in Return of the Jedi. Check out the list of auction items! I think some of the bids will get astronomical. Would anyone be willing to give me a few hundred thousand dollars so I can get the lightsaber?"
For a night in the sack with Princess Leia.
Would've been $220, but shes getting a bit of a hag now., and you'll need that extra 20 bucks for some lube.