Slashdot Mirror

← Back to Stories (view on slashdot.org)

'Beer Belly' Enzyme Discovered In Time For Xmas

Posted by timothy on from the maybe-some-other-xmas dept.

dbolger writes: "azcentral.com has this article about how scientists in Boston have found the enzyme that causes fat cells to cluster around the stomach. The hope is that this discovery will eventually lead to a "cure" for the male beer belly. Good news for those "activity challenged" geeks among us, especially at this time of year :)"

4 of 42 comments (clear)

  1. USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In the USA this enzyme occurs naturally in the water suppy.

  2. Not only am I the inventor... by imrdkl · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll also be a client!

  3. Woohoo! by alfredw · · Score: 4, Funny
    This means we can expect all sorts of cool things like:

    • Beer Shoulders
    • Beer Thighs
    • Beer Tits


    and, of course...

    • Beer Ass!


    I can't wait!
    --
    In Soviet Russia, sig types you!
    1. Re:Woohoo! by 10.0.0.1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget the Beer Nuts!

      --
      forth ?love if honk then