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Looking At Turing
Jim Jones has written in with the first of a series that explores the history of Mr. Alan Turing, and his connection with digital computing.
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YES!!!! 0wned nigg45!
Post, first.
w00t, im the pimp of the world!
need i say anything else? anything at all? really? honestly? wow...
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Turing was a faggot, and if you use computers for too long, you will end up catching the gay!
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or shorter /.'ed
... whenever a text is transmitted, variation occurs. This is because human beings are careless, fallible, and occasiona
Yes, this is funnier. You do three things:
1) accept the parent's challenge to post something funnier
2) personally attack him/her
3) manage to wrap the whole thing up with a reference to both the poster's inability to say anything funny and the Turing machine, thus coming slightly back on topic.
Individually, each component would be much less effective. But you manage to pull it off. Bravo!
I was wondering if anyone else noticed that comment thrown from left field. I thought the fundy christian god said that computers were bad (no offense intented towards christians that aren't fundies).
And according to the bible, the world was supposed to end about, what, a thousand times already? Gimme a fucking break. The bible is nothing more than a collection of parables to teach ignorant people how to live well. If you don't fuck another man in the ass, chances are pretty high that you won't get aids, and if you choose to fuck and suck men, you should use condoms. There are a lot of good lessons but nimrods like you that take it at face value are about 5 centuries behind the rest of us. Jackass. Go sit in a corner until you learn to think for yourself.
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BTW Turing (the language) sucks.
Eleanor Roosevelt certainly had a compassionate attitude about homosexuality: she was the first known bisexual First Lady.
I wonder if Hillary Clinton ever flirted with Eleanor Roosevelt's ghost in the Lincoln bedroom. That would be appropriate, because Lincoln was the first known gay president. Ever wonder where the Log Cabin Republicans got their name? Walt Whitman (who had a serious crush on Lincoln) wrote a poetic tribute to Lincoln, "O Captain! My Captain!", in his book "Leaves of Grass" which Bill Clinton gave as a gift Monica Lewinsky. Steamy romantic stuff!)
From An 'Outing' of Historical Proportions by Cliff Arnesen:
On March 9, 1933, Eleanor wrote from the White House to Lorena: "My Pictures are nearly all up & I have you in my sitting room where I can look at you most of my waking hours! I can't kiss you [in person] so I kiss your picture good night and good morning,"
And, on December 5, 1933, Lorena wrote to Eleanor: " Most clearly I remember your eyes, with a kind of teasing smile in them, and the feeling of that soft spot just northeast of the corner of your mouth against my lips."
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abortion is funny compared to you
Don't forget the President Roosevelt, Elanor's husband, was a gimp in a wheelchair.
Obviously she would have to look elsewhere for her romantic interest.
Where is the 'freewheeling speculation' in being a Linux coder?
Linux is basically a tired reimplementation of a Time sharing system from the 70's.
There is hardly anything new in Linux at all. One of it's real shortcomings is the lack of anything new, and in fact the lack of any design oversight at all.
Stone soup might be nourishing, but if everyone throws in vegetables at random it's not going to have a particulary good flavor.
Exactly the same thing as a single turing machine.
... They killed Turing!
Those Bastards!
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It's the end of my comment as I know it and I feel fine.
CTID? Would I be foolish to think that was City 'Til I Die?
I know this is off-topic but my parents have just split up and the username of the parent poster made me smile - please give me a little slack here!
I thought that was how you passed the "someone in my office is homosexual" test?
It's accurate to refer to him as a great scientist who was also homosexual.
- Spryguy
There are three kinds of people in this world: those that can count and those that can't
before he became a gimp, fdr had affairs
I just walked past King's College, Therefore I should be modded up for being incredibly relevant to this article.
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The Cap is nigh. Time to get a fresh new account.
a lot of the ancient greeks were pederasts, Socrates for example
from your post and your tagline it is very apparent that I got the brain cells you refused.
I named my linux box "Cindy Crawford".
When people ask how my day was, I say, "Not too bad, Cindy Crawford went down on me!"
CmdrTaco's claim of getting laid is funny compared to... hell, that's funny compared to anything!
if only jon katz would emulate him....
no it's not, just attach the 2 ends and form a circle :)
Wait for the next installment. "Turing, the Early Years" just isn't that interesting.
at first glance I read that as "that HUGE TURD sitting on his penis". oh man oh man.he can balance poo on his peepee
Unfortunately that won't work because the storage cells would be finite. That's the whole purpose of the tape to begin with.
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The ends are ape-chosen, only the means are man's. -- Aldous Huxley
Yep! A nice 1-0 over Wolverhampton Wanderers last night :-)
Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
You are quite clearly a closed minded bigoted bastard. Go munch some doughnuts.
UK government, you imbecile. Whoever modded you up was drunk.