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Apple OS X, BSD and Jordan Hubbard

We've had a number of posts noting that Boston.com's digitalMASS has a very decent article on Apple's OS X, BSD and Jordan Hubbard.

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  1. frist PROST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    (c) Copyright November 1997 by Robert Mitchell

    This story's copyrighted, so don't change it or sell it without my
    permission. Permission is granted for this document to be reproduced
    and distributed as long as it remains intact, including all copyright
    notices and email address. It may not be sold in any way, including
    being placed on websites that charge for access or use adult
    verification services which charge for access.

    This story contains descriptions of sexual situations. If you're under
    sixteen and are reading this, then your parents should keep a
    closer eye on you.

    Bend Over (MF, rom)
    by Robert Mitchell
    (apstarre@pipeline.com)

    I walked into the kitchen, my thoughts on the party we were
    preparing to attend and the tie around my neck that refused
    to knot itself properly. Then I saw her.

    She was in front of the oven, checking on the meal she
    was preparing to bring to the party. She was wearing the
    exquisite blue dress that I always love to see on her, a dress
    that always makes her look like the heavenly angel she is.
    But at the moment, my focus wasn't on the dress. It was
    on the view I was getting of it.

    She was bending over the open oven, absorbed in whatever
    cooking process she was going through to prepare the
    food. And her round, creamy ass was thrust up into the
    air. My eyes were locked on the seat of her dress, stretched
    tight against her bulbous cheeks, until I could make out the
    outline of her panties against the smooth material. And the
    fact that the dress only went down to her knees while
    standing meant that, in this position, the skirt was all the
    way up the backs of her thighs.

    I let go of the ends of the tie around my neck and approached
    her. She was humming a song under her breath, and
    still wasn't aware of my presence behind her. I could feel
    the warm air flowing out of the oven, carrying with it the
    scent of the cooking food and also a trace of her perfume.

    I reached out a hand and grabbed one of the cheeks of her
    ass, squeezing the supple flesh between my fingers. The cloth
    of her dress and panties slid under my hand. She
    shrieked and turned around to face me. I only grinned back
    at her.

    I still remember the look on her face - a mixture of
    amusement and annoyance that couldn't hide the mischievious
    twinkle in her eyes. She gave me a little slap with the
    oven mitt in her hand and said, "Cut it out, I got work
    to do."

    "So do I," I said and reached behind her to squeeze one
    of her cheeks again.

    She jerked away from me, but in moving away from my hand,
    she moved towards me standing in front of her. Her hip
    bumped into my crotch, and I knew there was no way she
    could avoid feeling the hardness there. But she pretended
    not to notice as she gave me another swat and turned away.

    "Get going," she said, taking down spices from the shelf.
    "We're gonna be late."

    "Okay," I said, and began tying my tie again. But I
    stayed in the kitchen, pretending to be occupied with
    that, all the while watching her and waiting.

    She busied herself with more preparations, mixing sauces
    and glazes. But all the while, I could tell she was watching
    me out of the corner of her eye. We both knew I wasn't
    going anywhere and we both knew she'd have to go back
    to the oven sometime.

    After a few minutes of busywork, she sighed and leaned
    against the counter to glare at me. I looked back at her
    with the most innocent expression I could muster, but of
    course she wasn't fooled. She kept looking at me with
    that appraising look of hers, then a slight hint of a smile
    appeared.

    She turned around and finished mixing the sauce in the bowl,
    then went to the oven. Pretending not to notice me, she
    opened the oven and poured the sauce over the meat sizzling
    inside. She bent way over, pushing her beautiful ass
    up into the air.

    As she knew I would, I moved towards her. I reached out
    and rested a hand on one of her cheeks, rubbing it slowly.
    No reaction. She pretended not to be aware of my soft
    touch on her round ass as she tended to the meal.

    I let my hand slip down, then move upwards, dragging up
    her skirt. It slid away, exposing the seat of her white
    satin panties. I rested my other hand on them and let my
    finger glide down the crack I felt through the silky fabric.
    That got a reaction. She couldn't resist pushing up her
    hips slightly, pressing my finger against her.

    I slid my finger upwards along her crack until I reached
    the waistband. I pulled it down gently and slid my finger
    underneath the cloth. By this time, she had stopped working
    in the oven. She gripped the countertop with both hands
    as I glided my finger down, lightly grazing her puckered hole,
    then going lower to touch her wet slit.

    As I began to run my finger up and down the swollen lips,
    her hips moved up and down, guiding my hand. She hummed
    softly under her breath, murmuring how we had to get
    ready, but we both knew she wouldn't stop me. And we
    both knew she didn't want me to stop.

    Finally, she looked over her shoulder at me with eyes
    that were half-closed with lust. "Make it quick."

    I drew out my finger and tugged her panties down to
    her knees. She braced herself on the edge of the counter,
    spreading her legs wider. I moved towards her as I
    unzipped my pants and drew out my swollen cock. I
    rested my hands on her butt and eased my shaft into her
    tunnel, gliding on the moisture of her interior.

    I began to slide in and out of her as I ran my hands up
    and down her back. She began to moan as I thrust
    into her, and her hands gripped the counter even tighter.
    I knew we didn't have much time, so I began to move my
    hips at a quicker pace. Her entire body trembled with
    the impact, and her moans grew louder until they were
    grunts of pleasure.

    My hands slid down her sides to hold her breasts. She
    gasped as I wrapped my fingers tightly around them, feeling
    them jiggling with our movements. Her nipples were
    swollen and I could feel them hard against my palm.

    I felt myself burning with a heat that was coming from
    the open oven, but also within me. The sensation of
    being surrounded by her wet, satiny flesh was driving me
    to the edge. As I looked down at her full buttocks
    shivering with every strike of my stomach against them,
    my body tensed in anticipation.

    The end came suddenly and violently as I clenched and
    spurted deep into her. I hunched over her and buried
    my face in her hair as I came hard again and again. She
    murmured in my ear how good it felt to feel my hot seed
    flowing into her, and that prolonged the sensations. When
    I finally relaxed, spent, I just held her for a time and savored
    the closeness.

    Then she looked down at her dress and burst out
    laughing. It was a mess. Crumpled from where my hands
    had roamed it, and even torn at the right shoulder. Her
    hair was mangled from where I had nuzzled it. I wasn't
    looking too good either with a rumpled coat and stained
    pants, and the heat had caused us both to sweat.

    She straightened and gently eased me out of her as she
    pulled away from me. When we were free of each other,
    she giggled and kissed me, then heaved a sigh.

    "Looks like we're gonna be late after all." She headed into
    the bedroom to change.

    I followed, pulling off my tie, the one part of my outfit
    that could still be salvaged. "It was worth it."

    THE END

  2. Hm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My penis smells of prawns.

    1. Re:Hm. by afree87 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I think I've found the answer, Mr. WipoTroll!

  3. Linux vs. BSD by pgpckt · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Mod me down if you like, but I am a slashdot geek that unfortunatly uses Windows and is trying to learn Linux. However, it occured to me if I am making a move to Linux for ethical reasons (I hate Microsoft), then perhaps I should consider BSD. So can anyone point me to any sites or explain to me the differences between BSD and Linux? Such comparison should point to practicality, compatibilty, useability (especially for newbies like me), community, and such. Please help those that wish to convert!

    --
    Lawrence Lessig is my personal hero.
  4. Or..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Open Whores programmers stinks......

  5. Re:YOU WILL RUE THE DAY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Rue the day? Does anyone still talk like that?

  6. Re:OS X by 'This+is+false.' · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why join Dadaism?

    If you're not with Dada, you're with the terrorists. Seven fish say: "We don't like terrorists." Punctuality is crucial to avoiding Ashcroft's bad side.

    Join Dada today! For tomorrow, the world may end. Mail in your registration card for a chance to win millions of prizes! Or, get your money back. Email root@127.0.0.1

    --
    "It's because they're stupid. That's why everybody does everything."- Homer Jay Simpson
  7. Re:Apple is arrogant, at least Hubbard is by hearingaid · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Well, the Gnome screenshot there looks to me (as a long-time multi-platform user who has always preferred the Mac GUI) like a Windows screen. (Although I haven't used it, so I don't know how the behaviours work.) Why?

    • Windows-style control box in the upper right hand corner of the window; I'll bet there's no button for Make It As Big As It Needs To Be (the MacOS "maximize"), but rather a button for Fill The Whole Screen (the Windows maximize)
    • Broken scrollbars: the MacOS implementation puts the arrows next to each other. This is massively easier on the mouse-hand; it's why Mac users generally don't care about mousewheels (unless they play FPS games).
    • Lack of an OS-based menu alongside the application menus (i.e., an equivalent to the Apple menu - Windows' Start menu appears on the taskbar, which is pretty far from the app menus and therefore involves more mousing).

    This is a general problem I've seen with X interfaces; they tend to be inspired by, well, Win95.

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