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tenchiken writes: "First the bad news, Square has announced that they are selling off Square Studios. This is the group that was responsible for the FF Movie and also a forthcoming short for The Matrix. Better News. Final Fantasy X, the first FF for the new PS2, is shipping tommorow (in stores Wed). You can find reviews at GameSpot,Gamers, IGN, etc. The reviews are all positive, and I will be waiting in line on Wed morning to pick up my copy. Square's new online game for the PS2 FF11 is also coming along nicely. Playonline Has a 'webcam' up feeding 24x7 images. The pictures look great. The above pages are Japanese." CowboyNeal and I both have our copies of FFX on reserve and are planning on some time off to watch LotR and play FFX this week.

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  1. go SQUARE go by Transient0 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    in the beginning, god said let their be SquareSoft,
    and he saw the SquareSoft, that it was good,
    and thus he smote all those did opposed the SquareSoft,
    verily forth unto eternity.

  2. I like cheese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I like cheese

  3. If it's FINAL fantasy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    why do we keep getting articles about it?

    1. Re:If it's FINAL fantasy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      why do we keep getting articles about it?

      Because geeks are way more impressed with fancy blinking lights and pretty pictures than actual gameplay.

  4. Final Goatse Bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    1. Re:Final Goatse Bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Oh yeah, I get modded down for an on-topic comment and this drivel stays up for 5 minutes.

    2. Re:Final Goatse Bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I am amazed on the time you've spent on this...

    3. Re:Final Goatse Bits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      What else can I say about Slashdot, it'll turn a man gay

      He's not kidding either!

  5. A day in the life.... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    CowboyNeal and I both have our copies of FFX on reserve and are planning on some time off to watch LotR and play FFX this week.

    Very cool. Proud of ya both. Can you alert us to other mundane aspects of your lives, such as when you use the latrine and for how long? Also, some of us have expressed interest in knowing about Rob Malda's love life. Could you expand a little upon that in the future? Thanks.

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    1. Re:A day in the life.... by gmhowell · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Also, some of us have expressed interest in knowing about Rob Malda's love life. Could you expand a little upon that in the future?

      "Right hand, meet Rob.

      Rob, right hand."

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    2. Re:A day in the life.... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Also, some of us have expressed interest in knowing about Rob Malda's love life.
      That was rather well covered in the Think Geek video "Slashdot - Too Hot for .tv".
    3. Re:A day in the life.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Here's how much I want to know about Taco's love life...
      <interest>

      </interest>

  6. Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  7. Vacation? by fobbman · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "CowboyNeal and I both have our copies of FFX on reserve and are planning on some time off to watch LotR and play FFX this week."

    Does this mean that you won't have time to check your submissions for spelling errors? Thanks for the forewarning."