Palm/3Com Graffiti A Patent Infringement on Xerox
Olmy's Jart writes "According to this article on money.cnn.com, a judge has ruled that graffiti, the one stroke shorthand used on Palm Pilots, infringes a Xerox patent for "unistrokes". Really light on details and no links to betters sites, unfortunately." MSNBC also has the story.
What a fucking joke. I think I'll patent typing drunk while I'm at it.
Meanwhile, Bill Gates of Microsoft had this to say on the subject. "Ehhx-cellent..."
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Sorry, but the strangling of innovation by the overuse of patents is patented.
Oh, and recessions have been patented. By the New York Stock Exchange, I think.
Artificial constructs are patented.
There's a copyright on stifling.
Finger-pointing's patented.
Corrupt companies? Bought politicians? Yep, both patented. (Patent #666 by "Lucifer, Beelzebub, and Baal, LLC.")
And I think hurting is covered by the DMCA.
Face it, we're screwed.
Aww, dammit! Screwing's been patented!
"The dead do not shoo-bop-aloo-bah." -- Kai, 'Lexx'
Thank you for posting that. My favorite quote: The product was right. The price was right. The time was right. The name became right - BIC - short, simple, attention-getting, in any language. A simple, yet effective, award-winning advertising campaign launched the new BIC pen in 1949, with the slogan (in French), "It runs, It runs. The BIC ballpoint."
As apposed to the earlier propositions of "Run Bich, run!" and "Write my name, Bich!"
Error: PANTS NOT FOUND. Press <F1> to continue.
making SUCH a system WORK smoothly
And I thought you were using Grafitti to post :-)
Someone should sue Xerox for patenting prior art known as "short-hand."
The biggest trick the devil pulled was letting lawyers become politicians so they can write the laws.
Considering Xerox made a lot of money on machines designed to copy things...
I thought Xerox liked copying...
Several characters of Katakana are, um, unistroke. Let's sue Japan.
And Mesopotamia...