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Gift Service Exchanges Online Gifts

Santa's little helper writes "According to this story on New Scientist, it will soon be possible to exchange unwanted Christmas gifts before they are even shipped." I just find this amusing, my favorite part is the line 'instead of unwrapping presents, we might take turns logging on to a computer'. Click here for merry christmas.

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  1. Mail me! by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    If anyone has an unwanted RealDoll (preferably unused) feel free to mail me! :)

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  2. Details on gifts... by Violet+Null · · Score: 4, Funny

    RichFX, based in New York City, is developing the "virtual gift exchange". The service allows someone to send a virtual greeting card with details of the gift. If it is not up to scratch, the recipient can exchange it for another one at the same store, before it ever gets shipped.

    In other news, it was determined that if you told someone what you were going to get them for Christmas before actually buying it, or, better yet, brought them along when you bought their gift, returns and exchanges could be reduced to almost nil.

  3. I remember... by scott1853 · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I had to look through my parents bedroom to find out what I was getting for Christmas.

    My son will be able to find out what he's getting if I forget to clear my cookies before I go to bed.

  4. Re:This reflects the worst about Christmas and gif by Zen+Mastuh · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is the parable from Cruel Shoes by Steve Martin:

    The Gift of the Magi Indian Giver

    Carolyn wanted so much to give Roger something nice for Christmas, but they didn't have much money, and they had to spend every last cent on cancy for the baby. She walked down the icy streets and peered into shop windows.

    "Roger is so proud of his shinbones. If only I could find some way to get money to buy shinbone polish."

    Just then, a sign caught her eye. "Cuticles bought and sold." Many people had told Carolyn of her beautiful cuticles, and Roger was especially proud of them, but she thought, "This is the way I could buy Roger the shinbone polish!" And she rushed into the store.

    Later at home, she waited anxiously as Roger came up the steps of their flat. He opened the door and wobbled over to the fireplace, suspiciously holding one arm behind his back.

    "Merry Christmas!" they both said, almost simultaneously.

    Roger spoke. "Hey, Nutsy, I got you a little something for Christmas."

    "Me too," said Carolyn, and they exchanged packages.

    Carolyn hurriedly opened her package staring in disbelief. "Cuticle Frames?! But Roger, I sold my cuticles so I could afford to buy you some shinbone polish!"

    "Shinbone polish!" said Roger, "I sold my shinbones to buy you the cuticle frames!" Roger wobbled over to her.

    "Well, I'll be hog-tied," said Carolyn.

    "You will? Oh, boy!" said Roger. And it turned out to be a great Christmas after all.

    Truly heartwarming!

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