Running A Web Server On An Apple Lisa 2

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Running A Web Server On An Apple Lisa 2

Posted by timothy on Tuesday January 1, 2002 @04:54PM from the walking-to-school-through-the-snow dept.

pinqkandi writes: "Saw this come along the MacHTTP discussion list; some one got an Apple Lisa 2 running a web server. Quite an impressive feat. Be quick to check it out - they expect to shut it down about 8am CST on 1/2/02."

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Important: A message to all the trolls out there! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-01 17:36 · Score: -1, Troll

Important: A message to all the trolls out there!

To the beat of Limp Bizkit's "Rollin"

Chocolate Pud and the Hot Dog Flavored Jizz

Trollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)

Alright partner Keep on trollin' baby You know what time it is Throw your hands up Ladies and gentlement Chocolate Pud Keep on trolling baby Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on! Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here Anon Coward is right here People in the house put them hands in the air Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care 1 2 3 times two to the six Jolts in for your fix with the Goatse mix So where the fuck you at? Punk, shut the fuck up And back the fuck up While we fuck this track up Throw your hands up Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah You wanna mess with Anon Coward? (Yeah) You cant mess with Anon Coward (why?) Because we get it on (when?) Every day and every night (oh) See this crapflood thing right here? (uh huh) Well we're doing it all the time (what?) So you'd better get some better beats And uh, get some better rhymes (d'oh!) We got the gang set So don't complain yet 24/7 never begging for a raincheck Old school soldiers passing up the hot shit That rock shit And bounce in the mosh pit Throw your hands up Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah Hey ladies Hey fellas And the people that don't give a fuck All the lovers All the haters And all the people that call themselves players Hot mommas Pimp daddies And the people rolling up in caddies Hey rockers Hip hoppers And everybody all around the world Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah
CmdrTaco's "Gaping Anus" 1.01 by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-01 17:55 · Score: -1, Troll

CmdrTaco's "Gaping Anus" 1.01

You can be just like me!

It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to this disgusting habit and many others. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).

It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).

Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust.

BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.

Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is Gaping Anus Hi, my name is huh? My name is what? My name is the fudgepacker Hi, my name is what? My name is who? (Excuse me) My name is the nutlicker Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?) My name is who? My name is the buttsniffer Hi, kids do you like Anus? I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah) Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did? My brains dead weight I'm tryin to get my head straight But I can't figure out Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh) "I'll give you a deal, let me up in that booty" (OK!) Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup) Got pissed off and ripped CowboyNeal's tits off He don't know how to do Chris D I'd suck his dick off Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus it gets tapped dawg Hi, my anus (Excuse me) My anus My anus every now and then gets plugged up Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?) My anus My anus is occasionally reamed out Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus really needs to be filled up My boss tried to fire me yesterday I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide I pinched his ass He winked at me He chased me around the desk I told him "Come and get me!" Walked in the strip club Had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender And I tried to feel his dick up Homosexuals Circle-Snotting pedestrians Near a gay bar while they screamin at me Let's just be friends! 99% of my life I was lied to I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn) I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Taco-Snotter She met Michael, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her You know you blew up when the women rush the stands And try to touch your hands But I need me a man This guy at Gay Al's strip club asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your autograph?) So I signed it Dear Alan Cox, thanks for the support Nice ass! Hi, my name is huh? My name is who? (Excuse me) My name is (They call me the pore plugger) Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me) One of Slashdot's homosexuals They call me the butt itcher Hi, my name is what? My name is who? My name is (I've been called Hemos' butt boy) Stop the tape this gaylord needs to be locked away (Get him) Cliff, don't just stand there operate Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup) Am I coming or going I can barely decide I just drank a gallon of semen Dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived CowboyNeal's butt is too sexy to hide Take your pants off Neal I don't mind Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk I Taco-Snot when I talk I do any guy that walks When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits Sometimes I sit and wish Hemos had a set of tits CowboyNeal: "Get behind me CmdrTaco and grab me by my hips" If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips By the way if you see my Dad Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay House Porno Mag Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus gets tapped up Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus it's always getting plugged up Hi, my anus who? My anus what? My anus occasionally reamed out My anus it needs to be filled up

Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Slashdot Trolls trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Gaping Anus!
Important: A message to all the trolls out there! by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-01 18:04 · Score: -1, Troll

Important: A message to all the trolls out there!

Hmm, yeah
This just one of them days when yo' ass just wanna chill out and troll
and motherfuckers moderators be all in yo' ear and shit, yknowhatI'msayin?
Or that naggin bitch, that just like to hear herself talk
blowin all yo' troll away
Now that's some fucked up shit, heh
but it happens, yknowhatI'msayin?

To the beat of Limp Bizkit's "Rollin"

Chocolate Pud and the Hot Dog Flavored Jizz

Trollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)

Alright partner Keep on trollin' baby You know what time it is Throw your hands up Ladies and gentlement Chocolate Pud Keep on trolling baby Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on! Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here Anon Coward is right here People in the house put them hands in the air Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care 1 2 3 times two to the six Jolts in for your fix with the Goatse mix So where the fuck you at? Punk, shut the fuck up And back the fuck up While we fuck this track up Throw your hands up Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah You wanna mess with Anon Coward? (Yeah) You cant mess with Anon Coward (why?) Because we get it on (when?) Every day and every night (oh) See this crapflood thing right here? (uh huh) Well we're doing it all the time (what?) So you'd better get some better beats And uh, get some better rhymes (d'oh!) We got the gang set So don't complain yet 24/7 never begging for a raincheck Old school soldiers passing up the hot shit That rock shit And bounce in the mosh pit Throw your hands up Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah Hey ladies Hey fellas And the people that don't give a fuck All the lovers All the haters And all the people that call themselves players Hot mommas Pimp daddies And the people rolling up in caddies Hey rockers Hip hoppers And everybody all around the world Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah
Keep Trollin' by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-01 18:20 · Score: -1, Troll

Important: A message to all the trolls out there!

[Hmm, yeah
This just one of them days when yo' ass just wanna chill out and troll
and motherfuckers moderators be all in yo' ear and shit, yknowhatI'msayin?
Or that naggin bitch, that just like to hear herself talk
blowin all yo' troll away
Now that's some fucked up shit, heh
but it happens, yknowhatI'msayin?]

Note: to the beat of Limp Bizkit's "Rollin".

Chocolate Pud and the Hot Dog Flavored Jizz

Trollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)

Alright partner Keep on trollin' baby You know what time it is Throw your hands up Ladies and gentlement Chocolate Pud Keep on trolling baby Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on! Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here Anon Coward is right here People in the house put them hands in the air Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care 1 2 3 times two to the six Jolts in for your fix with the Goatse mix So where the fuck you at? Punk, shut the fuck up And back the fuck up While we fuck this track up Throw your hands up Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah You wanna mess with Anon Coward? (Yeah) You cant mess with Anon Coward (why?) Because we get it on (when?) Every day and every night (oh) See this crapflood thing right here? (uh huh) Well we're doing it all the time (what?) So you'd better get some better beats And uh, get some better rhymes (d'oh!) We got the gang set So don't complain yet 24/7 never begging for a raincheck Old school soldiers passing up the hot shit That rock shit And bounce in the mosh pit Throw your hands up Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah Hey ladies Hey fellas And the people that don't give a fuck All the lovers All the haters And all the people that call themselves players Hot mommas Pimp daddies And the people rolling up in caddies Hey rockers Hip hoppers And everybody all around the world Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' What? Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Come on Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin' Yeah
Re:Ohmygawd by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-02 03:18 · Score: -1, Troll

A meaningless post, and you've said nothing that dozens of people above you didn't say earlier?

You stupid, stupid person..