Age A Byproduct of Cancer Defense?
A reader writes "The International Herald Tribune has an article which says, in brief: they have discovered that aging in mice seems to be a byproduct of the chemicals that prevent cancer" If true, that's quite a double edged sword - avoid death, to cause it later.
Surgeon General's Warning: All your base are belong to us.
eat good food and live a long miserable life.
eat bad food and live a short happy life.
So now all this stuff that prevents us from dying right away makes us age faster. I say eat all the cancer-causing fatty foods you can. Live short and die happy!
"This is a test of cross-platform 'curly quotes.' Can you Unix users out there see curly quotes?"
Don't make me talk to your Mama 'bout this
My Mama is still a virgin - please be nice to her.
My Mama is still a virgin
No, she isn't - she just thinks she is..
That turkey-baster the aliens used DOES count.
I have discovered a cure for cancer...
I think I will name it....
Death.
Or to quote Bob Dylan: "Growing Forever Old". Of course, I figure that if my brain is still working, I'm still a functional member of society.
Zodiac Survey
Single cell organisms pretty much live forever
until they are eaten, starve, or encounter an
enviromental hazard. Multi-cellular bodies,
pre-programmed death, and sex pretty much evolved
together about 700 million years ago.
Lack of food causes starvation.