Xbox Sequel Rumors

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Posted by ryuzaki0 on Friday January 4, 2002 @09:45AM from the not-all-that-surprising dept.

no1here writes "PC Format has an article about a supersecret device from Microsoft code-named HomeStation. Supposedly it will be the home entertainment system that Microsoft has always wanted. It will tie into Microsoft's .NET strategy, delivering video-on-demand, high speed internet connection, and communicate wirelessly with portable devices. It might even be able to play Xbox games, along with PC games."

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the Xbox is a retarded piece of shit by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-04 09:46 · Score: -1, Troll

not unlike Slashdot's editorship. early post.
i'm only ac because i'm logged into a whore acct by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-04 09:48 · Score: -1, Troll

the name is absent, but the speed remains. eat my ass.

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if they make it cook dinner and wash my laundry by f00zbll · 2002-01-04 09:58 · Score: 1, Troll

I'll buy it, though I'm only willing to pay 200.00 for it.
Time Bonus! by coed.jpg · 2002-01-04 10:03 · Score: -1, Troll

(to the tune of "My Sharona," The Kinks)

Oooh my slipjack tuna fish, tuna fish,
when you gonna give me a TIME bo-ONUS?
Will you bite my fishing lure, fishing lure,
twitching at the end of my LINE, time-BONUS?

Never gonna stop, don't give up, but don't break the line
Always get it up, in the boat, with some bonus time
(TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME!)
T-T-T-Time bo-Onus!

Look, a lipless minnow! Mmm, it looks good!
Come and get it, give me a TIME bo-Onus!
Beat the barracuda out, get it first!
Don't you let him fuck up my TIME bo-Onus!

Never gonna stop, don't give up, look "I'm getting good!"
Now I've got "great action" with my new Sega Fishing rod!
(TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME!)
T-T-T-Time bo-Onus!

When you gonna speak to me? Speak to me!
Say the magic words on your mind: "time-BOnus!"
When I lift you from the deck, from the deck
Mutter for the very last time, "Time-BOnus!"

Never gonna stop, don't give up, but don't break the line
Always get it up, in the boat, with some bonus time
(TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME!)
T-T-T-Time bo-Onus!

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Re:boycott by RedWolves2 · 2002-01-04 10:12 · Score: 0, Troll

Don't trust the smiling penguin.
Re:i'm only ac because i'm logged into a whore acc by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-04 10:13 · Score: -1, Troll

i am also slashdot's anal warrior.
--8==D( * )sexxxualasspussy
Re:complete with these "features" by cscx · 2002-01-04 10:14 · Score: -1, Troll

Are you talking out of your dirty stank ass? Are you like Mel Gibson in "Conspiracy Theory?" Do you think that that could ever be true in the most remote of possibilities? As for your asshole, this guy might have some advice on cleaning that up...
BBC poop by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-04 10:22 · Score: -1, Troll

i scratch my ass, watch pretty BBC World reporters and smell my fingers while jerking off.
Re:hmm... by cscx · 2002-01-04 10:24 · Score: -1, Troll

Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!
They like lord of the rings too.... by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-04 10:35 · Score: -1, Troll

so they must be gay
Re:The glimmer of hope by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-04 21:07 · Score: -1, Troll

Dream on.
There are at least 5 Windows programmers to each Unix/Linux monkey so your "hate" argument is widely off the base.