Putting An Observatory On The Moon's 'Dark' Side
wytcld writes: "CNN reports astronomers are pushing for a radio telescope on the 'dark side of the moon' (do real astronomers call it the 'dark side,' when it gets plenty of light?). The proposal by Yuki David Takahashi is amazing mostly because a guy just starting work on his Master's is managing major press for it. Still, a nice dream."
Dear sirs,
I would like very much for you to all place your penises, one by one, into my mouth, whereupon I will suck most vigourously on them until you ejaculate down my throat. While you wait, feel free to use my anus to pleasure yourself, but do wipe your penis clean before you place it in my mouth.
Sincerely,
Klerck
How exactly do you talk to something when there is a big ball of rock between you and it?
My server
The dark side of the moon does face the earth half the time. Have you ever heard of a new moon?
1. I rate my anus as 10: _incredibly loose_.
2. N/A
3. It is my life long ambition.
4. N/A
5. Hell yeah, I can only fit half of the Slashdot crew's withered penises in my anus at a time. More is always better.
6. No. I wear a trenchcoat on my way to and from work, and slip it off as soon as I enter the building.
7. That is kind of impossible... I can't reach.
8. Also kind of impossible.
9. malda@slashdot.org
-Sincerly Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda