Dave Barry Does Windows
retrosteve writes: "Well, it's finally happened. Someone (Dave Barry) in the popular press has finally, explicitly and with a sense of humour, pointed out that Microsoft Windows doesn't get any more reliable or usable, no matter how many versions you buy."
See "humor". See also "sarcasm".
They're always asking me about virii, breakdowns and all of the other things I don't deal with in my Linux-enabled life.
The appropriate technical response, I believe,
"Say what?"
Leastways, that's what the folks from Microsoft would say.