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Even Flash Can Get Viruses
Mechel Conrad writes: "Heise Online(German) writes about a Virus called SWF/LFM-926.
It consists of a Macromedia Flash movie and seems to be the first of its kind.
It uses Flash's scripting language in order to open a debug terminal creating and executing a file called V.COM, which infests other .SWF Files.
Although the virus is not very dangerous and not widespread yet, it suggests clear security holes in Flash." The translation of the Heise article is quite readable, too. Update: 01/08 22:47 GMT by T : bdavenport adds: "this report on Yahoo lists a new Shockwave virus as low grade due to the need of manual downloading. infoworld is reporting that McAfee has upgraded to high risk after several Fortune 500 firms have reported it in the wild, arriving as an email attachment."
Dang me
Infuriate left and right
it's a picture of rob malda drunk at the last linuxworld: http://goatse.cx
I just heard sad news on talk radio - Wendy's Founder/quadruple bypass survivor Dave Thomas was found dead in his Fort Luaderdale, Florida house this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't eat his hamburgers you've probably enjoyed one of his commercials. Truly an American icon.
"Let's get this straight right here and now: There is no cocaine-stuffed dead baby, at least at this writing.
"The dead baby resurfaces frequently, reported as fact in otherwise responsible and prestigious -- and some not so responsible and prestigious -- publications. It has appeared on the front page of _The Washington Post_, in _Life_ magazine, and in the _National Enquirer_. The story, with minor variations, is that an alert customs official, or airlines employee on a Colombia-Miami flight noticed that a baby in the arms of a woman passenger did not look well. Closer scrutiny revealed that the baby was dead and its body stuffed with high-grade cocaine in an attempt to smuggle the drug into this country.
"The dead baby is reported at least once a year. Each time, I am one of the many reporters assigned to check it out. It is fiction. It did not happen. I have laid the dead baby to rest so often that I can now see its poor little pasty face in my mind's eye."
Edna Buchanan is the top crime reporter in the world, writing for the _Miami Herald_.
Just as long as it don't break Superfly flash movies!
Dave Thomas is alive and well. This report of his death is a rumour spread by talk radio in order to get people to go to Wendy's out of sympathy and get fatter so the Nazis can take over more easily.
Warning!!! There is a goatse.cx link in the parent comment!!! Do not click and moderate down accordingly!!!
Flash is just an attempt to distract you from noticing the fact that sites using it, suck.
why the only blew up half the Death-Star?
The worm does not destroy files on a user's computer, but renames all files of the .jpeg and .zip type and moves them to the PC's root directory, said Patrick Nolan, a virus researcher with McAfee's Anti-Virus Emergency Response Team (AVERT).
Although the worm does not delete files, it can clog e-mail networks and take e-mail servers offline. Cleaning up files that have been relocated and renamed could also waste considerable man hours, Nolan said.
like most viri written by 1337 script kiddies, the real aim appears to create confusion and waste people's time/money. the "I Love You" virus didn't have a real payload, but boy did it do a job on the mail servers of many corporation. several friends' companies lost several days of work b/c their employees like to click EXEs. this will be the same. plenty of people send funnies with SWF files - with the virus infecting via that cute pink icon, expect plenty of people to click away.
/* Half alive and half dead too, work is for suckers and the sucker is you. - "Half-life" by Local H*/
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Any you truly believe that plain, boring, run-of-the-mill HTML is what has brought grandma, grandpa, your niece, and Ubu the dog onto the internet?
High-level scripting languages like Flash, Java, JavaScript, etc., have brought the Internet into a "slicker" dimension... one that appeals to the masses rather than just technodweebs.
Ok, so you say: "Why do I care if they've made the Internet popular with the masses? Fsck 'em, the Internet is made for technodweebies like me anyways!"
Why do you think you can get broadband for $40/mo instead of having to get a T1 at $800/mo? Why do you think you can get $400 off your next computer when you sign up for online access? Why do you think computer prices are falling rapidly and performance is growing just as quick? None of that would be happening if computers, driven by the desire for the Internet, weren't booming.
{/rant}
MadCow
I used to have a sig, but I set it free and it never came back.
Has anyone seen my abacus?
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..another fucking virus. When will they fucking learn... oh, wait. This is not Microsoft.
Uh. OK - Macromedia, hang in there. I'm sure you'll figure it out pretty soon. All software has bugs and holes, we understand that. I'm sure it's no big deal. Hang tight!
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I am the rotating kimono!
I'm on a Karma-Trip, so I'll burn some of it by asking a offtopic meta-question:
... maybe "+1, Offtopic"?
I myself wouldn't really call the parent-posting "Insightful", rather quite the opposite (it even mentioned the lack of insight), but I think it is a "+1, Good Question", don't we need more different Reasons? Especially now that we can grade the Reasons (maybe I'm into questions and I hate all those "+1, Insightful" and "+1, Interesting" posts, giving them -6, but I really dig those with "+1, Good Question" and "-1, Redundant" (Redundancy never harmed anyone was harldy harmed by Redundancy).
And what about "-1, Karma whore", hell even "+1, Karma Whore", or more neutral "+0, Karma whore"?
Man, I'm happy that I don't have to moderate this comment, I wouldn't know what to do
...of something I've believed since I started using the Internet in the mid-80's.
Specifically: Why the frell do we even NEED Flash or its brethren in any case? It seems to exist solely to make pretty pictures, and spew forth alleged "music" or other SFX, and waste a lot of bandwidth in the process.
Remember: If you cannot manage your native language well enough to get a CLEAR message across to your site's visitors in plain ASCII text, then NO amount of flashing fonts, pretty colors, bandwidth-hungry animations, or silly sound effects is going to help you in the least.
Don't even get me started about how precious few web sites are even usable by those who are vision-impaired, and need to use a text-to-speech converter on their computer. How many sites are in blatant violation of ADA accessibility guidelines even as I write this?
Web designers, take note: Sites today have entirely too much fluff, and far too little in terms of USEFUL and EASILY READABLE content. Remember that "simple" is NOT a bad thing. This latest virus serves only to emphasize that point.
Bruce Lane, KC7GR,
Blue Feather Technologies
Me next port of call be darstardly Auckland, New Zealand where a salty sea-dog like me can rest his weary head
-1, Stupid (aka -1, Disagrees with Me) (At least this way moderators could be honest about their moderations)
+1, The Only Intelligent Post in the Entire Discussion
-1, Sarcasm that Everyone Missed
-1, Cut-And-Paste
+0, Goatse.cx (That way we can adjust them up/down as we would like)
-5, He Insulted The Slashdot Staff And I'll Help Prevent Him from Being Bitchslapped
Actually, given the new system, it might make more sense to not bother with the +/- on moderations at all any more. Just let moderators mark it however they want, and then let people choose whatever values they want to assign to it. For instance, I'd like to make overrated, redundant, and possibly offtopic not count for anything, as they're primarily used to silence opposition while trying to underfly the metamod radar.
How can we continue to believe in a just universe and freedom to eat crackers if we have no ale?
Flash (etc) is one of a few proprietary standards ( .pdf, .doc, .xls, and friends ) that are beginning to destroy the open, free, web.
.pdf and .swf.
Anyone who reads Slashdot, and values a free, open internet, should see the value of boycotting Proprietary, Closed systems like
Anyone who posts to Slashdot and doesn't, has let their former shareprice go to their head ( no CrapTaco, not "there head" ).
Keep the Web Free and Open.
Boycott Proprietary.
Please.