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System of the Year, Linux Style

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the stuff-to-lust-after dept.

Bob the Blob writes "LinuxHardware has put together a wonderful article that gathers up all of the top hardware into the ultimate Linux system from 2001. In the article, there is a review of the hardware from 2001 that discusses what we've seen and why the parts were chosen. To make you drool, think Athlon XP with GeForce 3 Ti500 with the stability of Linux." Worth noting that this machine is of course now at least 10 days obsolete ;)

2 of 250 comments (clear)

  1. who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Who the f*** cares about the wooh ahhh *linux
    system? Talk about BSD will you?

  2. GNU PENIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    I, A master hacker have hacked in to the GNU FTP Server and found THIS SECRET PROGRAM! Its "supposed" to be "open source" but it
    was hidden under strong 1 BIT ENCRYPTION! It is written in GPL (not the licence, the GNU PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE)

    Its called GNU Penis and it is a free program to control your penis, just type in

    $ mknod -p penis

    to create a symbolic connection to your penis through the dev system! (dick, willy and cock work too)

    UPDATE

    I found a 360k floppy disk with "linux 0.01" on it, i did the following commands to compile "gpenis"

    $ rdr94 -k -39 -gn /f4/4t5/ 54954
    $ g3el 458 -495 /dev /. -++
    $ push -aux -2 -dev of=/dev/penis

    I tried

    $ gpenis -urinate

    I pissed my self! Ill find out about the other commands soon!