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Black Holes Disputed
JScarpace writes: "Researchers at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico and at the University of South Carolina in Columbia have proposed the existence of "gravastars" which are bubbles of superdense matter. If they are correct, the idea of a black hole with a singularity at the center may be just a fantasy."
1.) Putting crazy glue to the cieling and pasting the nigger on top.
Then, tie a bucket around the scrotum of the nigger. Third, put a stone
in the bucket. The next day, put another stone in there. Soon, after
two or three weeks of pressure from the rocks, the niggers tentacle will
begin to tear. Make sure you leave an IV handy so that the family can
gather around and mock the nigger for days at a time.
2.) Douse the nigger in napalm and watch him disolve before your eyes.
3.) Inject white paint into the niggers skin and tattoo his whole body
white.
4.) Put the nigger in a suitcase, lock it, and throw it into a
river(preferrably when it's conscious-for best results, throw into a
waterfall.)
5.) Stuff the nigger into a fish take full of maggots and watch as it
drowns in mouthfuls of maggots.
6.) Throw a nigger into a porto-potti and lock it in there. Then, knock
it over. Then, douse it in gasoline and toast marshmellows.
7.) Give the nigger something healthy to eat(the shock alone will kill
it.)
8.) Throw a nigger into a blender. You'll have nigger puree to serve to
your dogs.
9.) Handcuff two niggers together. Then, get about six or seven of your
buddies to go underneath a power line. Then, try to throw the niggers
onto the powerline like most niggers try to throw their old shoes on
them in the ghettoes.
10.) Dip the nigger in brown gravy and put it in a cage with a rabid
dog. The dog will have a nice meal of ape meat.
That's just ten ways to spice up your regular lynching. I've never
tried it yet, but suggestions are always helpful.
Sounds like someone flunked their intro Physics class and refuses to believe it's because they're stupid.