Farscape Video Game
mythr writes: "I was reading Firingsquad, and I found this preview of a Farscape video game. It's a top-down action/adventure game, sort of like Diablo, based on the Sci-Fi Channel series. It says that it's slated for May. I know I can't wait."
An even funnier ending to the story would have been that you actually had AIDS and/or some other disease. That's what she gets for blowing you with braces. Sweet revenge... heh heh heh...