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Pinball Wizards on the Internet
cecil36 writes "Pinball wizards are now turning to the Internet for their needed support. With WMS Industries (Williams/Bally) no longer in existence,
owners of Williams/Bally pinball games are turning to online communities (such as the news group rec.games.pinball) to find sources for parts to maintain their games. It could use a little more detail, as the article failed to mention Stern Pinball. Lots of useful links contained within if you are looking for those few parts to fix your games." I need to order new
Rubber for my Jack Bot sometime too.
First Troll Post.
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I should be doing my homework...but I'd rather get a fst pst.
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Hi,
I'm a pinball wizard.. I am deaf and dumb (and not to mention blind). I play pinball by sense of smell. I'm pretty good, and I will own you anytime!
Is it that difficult a task that the right hand can't manage anymore?
Carpal tunnel maybe?
- A.P.
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
To order some more rubbers for YOUR JACK BOT!!!!!
Lord of the Rings, after "sweeping" the widely regarded American Film Institute Awards, came up empty handed at the Golden Globes. The AFI featured four nominees actually attending the show, along with free punch. The Golden Globes, known by some as an awards show that actually has its head out of its own ass, snubbed the fantastic bullshit that is LOTR:FOTR. Better luck next year simps.
Lyrics - Kyle's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch
Kid Rock (in background):
Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma
Straight out of tailor, Joe C.
Joe C.:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know
and she stinks like shit!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pritty
I Just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"Shit, god damn thats a big fat ass!"
Should fuck that slut, she's a big fat trip,
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!
Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Click
I don't know much, But I know this shit:
Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat Bitch!
Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!
Kid Rock (in background):
Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu...
Kid Rock:
My homme named Kyle lives up the block,
Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock!
Non stop, she's a sight to see,
A real slappy bitch that dusts right by me.
She might be the best suck in the Mountians,
Ten times a week, but shit, who's counting?
I'm astounded by the thing's she does,
She's the suckinist, fuckinist creep there ever was!
She aint a slut she's a supper groupie,
Pass that bitch around like a dubbie!
I don't Know much, but I know this:
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!
Kid Rock (in background):
Oh, shit....
Tell 'em Joe
Joe C.:
Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool,
I might be a fuck, but i aint no fool!
I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder,
Cause Kyles mom trippin' on that soil Boulder!
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that freak ass pimp,
But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy,
Colorodo Bitches aint shit but yuppies.
Wut up, I'm the J-O-E to the Mother Fucking C
It's the place to be,
I don't Know much but I know this,
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!
Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!
Kid Rock (In Background):
You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock,
The Twisted Brown Mother Fucking Trucker,
This Goes out to all the Fat Bitches...
Hehehe!
Yo, Yo, let's make some wine.
I garotte you and claim this first post for the Koga clan! Propz to all my dead ninja hom13z.
King Kong Died for your Sins.
I've watched these fuckin' Congressional hearings, and all these military guys and all the pundits "Oh, the esprit de corp will be affected, and we are such a moral..." Well excuse me, are you all fuckin' HIRED KILLERS!! SHUTUP!
Visit the new Troll site!
He needs a rubber because a case of genital warts are going around the Slashdot Compound. Duh!
Refer here.
[Banned, no prob.]
-Metrollica
And eliza doesn't know what day it is.
Doesn't know who Jesus was or what praying is.
How can he be saved?
From the eternal grave.
eliza can you hear me?
eliza can you hear me?
eliza can you hear me?
How can she be saved?
--
Mike
-- Mike wildcard@illuminatus.org
He ought to shower more often. Seriously. It gives Linux a bad na----
Segmentation fault. Core dumped.
Kernel Panic
Switching to runlevel 0
INIT: Sending termination signals.
The system is going down for reboot NOW!
What the fuck're you talking about?! Linux is too a fucking stable operat-----
kernel: Unable to handle kernel paging request at virtual address 50004408
kernel: printing eip:
kernel: c013ea68
kernel: *pde = 00000000
kernel: Oops: 0000
kernel: CPU: 0
kernel: EIP: 0010:[__pollwait+8/148]
kernel: EIP: 0010:[<c013ea68>]
kernel: EFLAGS: 00010286
kernel: eax: c06534c0 ebx: c1e23a70 ecx: c033dc00 edx: 50004404
kernel: esi: 50004404 edi: 00000000 ebp: c1e23ba8 esp: c063fecc
kernel: ds: 0018 es: 0018 ss: 0018
kernel: Process lynx (pid: 1337, stackpage=c063f000)
kernel: Stack: c1e23a70 c033dc00 00000000 c1e23ba8 c01d7166 c033dc00 c06534c0 50004404
kernel: 00000000 c0210ca0 00000008 c063e000 00000000 c033dc00 00000000 00000145
kernel: c01bd267 c033dc00 c06534a4 50004404 c013ecbb c033dc00 50004404 50004404
kernel: Call Trace: [tcp_poll+46/312] [call_do_IRQ+5/13] [sock_poll+31/36] [do_select+255/532] [sys_select+920/1328]
kernel: Call Trace: [<c01d7166>] [<c0210ca0>] [<c01bd267>] [<c013ecbb>] [<c013f188>]
kernel: [sys_write+193/204] [do_IRQ+144/156] [system_call+51/56]
kernel: [<c0130ced>] [<c01080e8>] [<c0106dd3>]
kernel:
kernel: Code: 8b 5e 04 85 db 8b 7c 24 14 8b 6c 24 18 74 10 8b 4b 04 8d 51
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: Unable to handle kernel paging request at virtual address e2293fe8
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: current->tss.cr3 = 00101000, %cr3 = 00101000
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: *pde = 00000000
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: Oops: 0000
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: CPU: 0
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: EIP: 0010:[kmem_cache_free+64/372]
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: EFLAGS: 00010082
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: eax: 0000005c ebx: c2293920 ecx: e2293fe0 edx: c229397c
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: esi: c009e740 edi: 00000282 ebp: c026f470 esp: c000df70
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: ds: 0018 es: 0018 ss: 0018
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: Process kswapd (pid: 4, process nr: 4, stackpage=c000d000)
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: Stack: c2293a40 c026f470 c229397c c009e740 c01243a5 c009e740 c2293920 c2293920
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: c2293a40 c0124cbf c2293920 c2293920 c026f470 000000f9 00000030 c000c000
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: c011a452 c026f470 00000010 00000006 c011f112 00000006 00000030 00000000
Jan 21 05:08:00 cr957697-a kernel: Call Trace: [put_unused_buffer_head+33/76] [try_to_free_buffers+75/132] [shrink_mmap+214/300] [do_try_to_free_pages+38/120] [tvecs+6990/31333] [kswapd+83/196] [get_options+0/116]
Jan 21 05:08:00 cr957697-a kernel: [kernel_thread+35/48]
Jan 21 05:08:00 cr957697-a kernel: Code: 8b 69 08 81 fd 2b 2f c3 a5 0f 85 d9 00 00 00 8b 69 0c 85 ed
Jan 21 05:08:08 cr957697-a identd[6610]: Connection from localhost
Jan 21 05:08:08 cr957697-a identd[6610]: from: 127.0.0.1 ( localhost ) for: 4900, 25
Jan 21 05:08:33 cr957697-a kernel: Kernel panic: VFS: LRU block list corrupted
Heh, haven't seen kswapd do it before. We should all post our oopses online! Trade them like baseball cards! Yeah! Er...
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CmdrTaco - World Fisting
Championship All-Star!
ONE WORD SAYS IT ALL:
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You know, all of you posters that decided to post your little rubber/jackbot quips, oh wow - that was so original and funny. I wonder why nobody else thought of that. Oh yeah. They did.
Why slashdot has turned into a "hehehe i am funny and need to get modded up to Funny status" is beyond me. 99% of the posts deemed funny are not.
Stop posting about things you know nothing about.
It's fuckers like you that turned slashdot into the fucking landfill it is now. Die.
Sadly, a threshold of 4 doesn't block most of the crap.
Rocky & Bullwinkle is my all-time favorite!
Seriously.
You guys have made me so happy. I am very glad that the trolls are back in full force. That is what makes reading "articles" in this godforsaken place slighly interesting.
Please keep up the good work guys!
Thank you very much!