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Buy John Romero's Ferrari On EBay

TheMightyZog writes: "John Romero is selling his Ferrari Testarossa: eBay and his own site. Is anyone else distrubed by the graphic on the top of his home page?" At last check, the reserve was not yet met.

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  1. Vale adding feature by yobbo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The car comes with 50 free copies of daikatana. That together with 20 dollars of petrol, adds a combined total of 15 dollars to the price of the car! *BARGAIN*

  2. Quite frankly by Metrollica · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is anyone else distrubed by the graphic on the top of his home page?

    Quite frankly, I am disturbed by all the graphics.

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    1. Re:Quite frankly by CarbonJackson · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quite frankly, I am disturbed by John Romero.

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    2. Re:Quite frankly by arkanes · · Score: 3, Funny

      You know, what I find disturbing is that he's just now learning DirectX. And that he's REALL EXCITED about the new games! Because! His page has lots! Of exclamation points!

  3. DOESNT HONOR BIDS! by Romothecus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone else notice a comment under user feedback at ebay, claiming that Romero won an auction and didn't pay for the item? Kind of what I felt after buying Daikatana.

  4. about the home page graphic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is anyone else distrubed by the graphic on the top of his home page?

    Well, look at the face on the far right of the graphic. I see someone how's definitely not fit to drive. Maybe that explains why he's selling his Ferrari on EBay?

  5. Graphic ... by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Is anyone else distrubed by the graphic on the top of his home page?"

    Yes, very much so, as it makes my mozilla segfault.

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  6. No sidekicks please by oingoboingo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd bid for it as long as it didn't include any annoying sidekicks that got in the way of your driving and always died at inopportune moments.

  7. Who would want that car? by KL1NK · · Score: 4, Funny

    It probably has lots of his long, silky hair in it.

  8. Revenge? by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is /.'ing his server revenge for Daikatana?

    1. Re:Revenge? by slittle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nothing could ever make up for that.. but this comes close..

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    2. Re:Revenge? by schlach · · Score: 3, Funny
      Puh-leeeze! Everyone knows the best thing to come out of the Daikatana fiasco (excepting Old Man Murray's coverage of said fiasco; who can forget "Daikatana Development to be aided by Helpful Monkey", and "John Romero Reserves the Right to Suck It Down"?) was the Laziest Men on Mars' Superfly's Johnson. From mp3.com's description:

      A parody of one of the worst games ever made, "John Romero's Daikatana." A game that was notoriously late, terribly designed and without any redeeming qualities... except... when the characters' dialogue is taken out of context and laid over a trashy 70's waka-chika porn groove, the game suddenly becomes _much_ more interesting. A must-have for Romero bashers and FPS players.


      If you haven't ever listened to this, I strongly recommend you download it. You'll never feel like Daikatana was worthwhile until you do...
  9. A Geek's Car by stuffman64 · · Score: 5, Funny
    As stated on his page:

    ...conversion from Naturally Aspirated (carburator) to Electronic Fuel Injection with a Motec system. You can have your passenger plug a laptop into the computer (behind the passenger seat, inside) and remap the fuel ranges while you're driving!


    I can see it now. While driving along peacefully at 65mph, obeying the speed limit, your 14 year old script-kiddie son sitting next to you remaps the fuel injector to inject the fuel at full capacity regardless of throttle position. Since he was running Windows, his computer crashes shortly afterwards and you find yourself cruising down the highway at 200mph. You put her in neutral, in a vain attempt to lose speed, but the engine over-revs and blows up. As you finally coast to a stop (about 10 minutes later), you teach your son a lesson.

    Never remap fuel settings in Windows!

    (Ok, so the above story wouldn't actually work because the butterfly valves would prevent any air intake to the engine, but who cares..)
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    1. Re:A Geek's Car by Don+Negro · · Score: 3, Funny

      No script-kiddie son of mine will be running Windows!

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  10. Background? by dayL8 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Could someone post some background on this story, like who is John Romero and why would one care that he is selling his car?

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    1. Re:Background? by Yakman · · Score: 5, Funny
      Could someone post some background on this story, like who is John Romero and why would one care that he is selling his car?

      John Romero was a "rock star" of the computer game industry in the early 90s. He then disappeared to work on the "ultimate computer" game. Instead fucking it up, releasing Daikatana, and now needing to sell his Ferrari to buy Ramen Noodles.

      In summary, he's no one relevant and you shouldn't care.

  11. Screw the Ferrari by slashdot.org · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm waiting for him to get rid of his girlfriend

    1. Re:Screw the Ferrari by grum · · Score: 3, Funny

      The funny part is that she's "heavily modified" too!

  12. Certainly Newsworthy. by servasius_jr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will /. be running adverts for QVC next?

  13. Times must be tough.. by Nazghal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Selling his car..
    Stooping to doing commander keen clones for pocket pc for a living..
    He even recently cut his hair short (expect it on ebay soon?)

  14. Re:to slashdot advertising department by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, it's only advertising if you think someone will buy it. And linux users don't pay for anything, remember? :)

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  15. Apologies to Office Space and Mike Judge... by edmudama · · Score: 5, Funny

    Adrian Carmack: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
    John Romero: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think with my rippin' Ferarri and my wad I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
    Carmack: Well, not all chicks.
    John Romero: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

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  16. Moderation. by Night0wl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why is it they never give me moderation points when good stories come along?

    I'm a funny guy, I prefer to moderate when things are funny. Instead they give it to me when some company is fined millions involving thinks I don't know or care about.

    Or when something scientific has happened over my head. I don't have a clue what's going on.

    But this story, I see lots of moderation needing to be done here. "Who the fuck is John Remero?" +1 Interesting.

    "Daikatana sucked!" +1 Insightfull

    "I can't believe it's not butter" +1 Funny.

    But for once, I find my self joining those usually modded down. This is news for nerds? Stuff that matters? Please.

    I don't care if bill gates sells his wifes vibrator. I don't want to hear about it. We might as well start posting submissions for Penny Arcade.

    "It's Monday, and PA is back at it!"
    Posted by Whomever: Todays, 2:45AM
    Timmy_l33t was first in line this morning, with important news about penny arcade! Amazingly they've posted yet another comic, this one apperently asking /. to stop linking them, and that HomeLAN is considering cancelling there sponsorship, isn't that a hoot?

    Flame, troll, funny, I don't really care. :p

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    1. Re:Moderation. by Raleel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, if you have information on Bill Gate's selling his wife's vibrator, I'm sure slashdot and several other news papers would love to know about it.

      Inquiring minds want to know, after all ;)

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  17. Not even street legal by Faeton · · Score: 5, Funny
    There's no muffler and no catalytic converters, just pure sound blasting out of the turbo, which acts as a kind of muffler.

    The lack of muffler and cat makes this car illegal for use on normal roads. But nowhere in the ad does JR mention that. Yet another undocumented feature.

  18. Re:Comments from an Auto Enthusiast by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 3, Funny


    Incidentally, "testa rossa" is Italian for "redhead" -- I believe it was a reference to the fact that at least some of these had red valve covers (or something like that -- anyone know?) in the engine. Most are red to go with the meaning of the name.


    Whatever the case, I've taken to calling them Testosteronas for reasons which should be obvious.
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  19. Ebay Feedback by nyquist_theorem · · Score: 5, Funny
    From his feedback:

    minakokenshou (387) Jan-05-01 10:11:29 PST 503523037
    Praise : Took awhile, but very polite. Thanks!


    Hmmm, sounds rather like that last game attempt of his, doesn't it?
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  20. hidden stereo by sunhou · · Score: 3, Funny

    From John's description of the car:
    The stereo is in a hideaway spot in the center of the car so when someone looks in, it's not there.

    Yeah, people often break the window of a $100,000 car just to steal the stereo. I'm glad whoever buys this car won't have to worry about that. He better also make sure he doesn't leave a $20 bill lying out in the open on the dashboard.

  21. Re:Shop around first by cgleba · · Score: 3, Funny

    Forget that. Why woud you want a Ferrari when you can have a 10-second K-car?

    Check out this video .

    The cheer from the crowd is much cooler then the looks one gets for driving a Ferrari :).

    (BTW check out this guys site. . .he did it with a 2.2L 4-cylinder, lots of boost and no nitrous).

  22. BG's wife's vibrator by rarose · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nope... wouldn't happen. Her vibrator was licensed, not sold. But don't blame Bill... it's those damn vibrator manufacturers and their "per-vagina" licensing model.

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