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Spyware in Audio Galaxy
LintMan and a zillion other people wrote in about the story on Portal of Evil discussing spyware bundled with Audio Galaxy that seems to be even more nasty than usual. Others have written about it as well - there's Counterexploitation and Wired stories. Frankly, we're kind of bored by all these spyware/shareware stories (don't people learn?) so we let it sit around in the submissions bin for a few days, until, say, a slow Saturday night.
It is now clear that Windows is dying.
Wait, that's not it at all....
A parody of a classic troll. Now that's funny
WTF!? score2, you moderators are stupid. Down means take away points. Try modding parent to Overrated, Troll, or Flamebait.
fuck you faggot. i troll more. you eat japanese dog shit in frying pan. go fuck a horse monkey sex man.
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charlton heston is more of a man than yo
you have way too much rage. you should stop letting horses fuck you in your asshole. im sure if you were to step down to a smaller sized dick in your ass you would have much less stress in your life.
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charlton heston is more of a man than yo
im willing to bet your using the linux version of your anal vibrator too.
linux, the best for embedded operating systems, especially those embedded in epsalon's ass!
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charlton heston is more of a man than yo
i think you need to swallow a bit less cum in a night. look at yourself, you have soo much cum in your mouth, all you can type is shit. maybe you should lick some of that shit off of your fingers, simply to dilute the cum in your mouth.
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charlton heston is more of a man than yo
fuck you and your freebsd powered anal dildo. some faggots like the slow speed of windows in their vibrators, it tears their anal tissues a lot less than those fast and powerful bsd vibrators
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charlton heston is more of a man than yo
I work as Senior Tech Support, and its not really any big suprise that audio galaxy has spyware... We've known this in the Tech Support world since it came out. Usually the spyware also has a nasty habit of screwing with your TCP/IP stack and associated registry keys that results in the loss of your connection, until you rebuild the registry keys. Post news in slashdot, not stuff that people in tech support know.
whats funny is the sheer number of times you let your younger sister piss in your mouth when you were a teenager. now that you are in your 30's, and she is just barely legal, how does it feel to know that you wont be able to stare at your sisters tight pussy while tasting her sweet urine anymore?
well, at least your mother still pisses in your mouth while your dad fucks your ass.
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charlton heston is more of a man than yo
your asshole is non-binding.
but then again, thats the nice thing about fucking assholes as experienced as your own, you never get stuck in them. must be why the neighborhood horses enjoy you so much, your non-binding.
please stop fucking my sister's horse up the ass, she really likes that horse. how would you like it if that horse fucked your mom in the ass (we all know how much you like her).
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charlton heston is more of a man than yo
ive always wondered something, cheese made from goats milk is usually much saltier than cheese made from cows milk. you, being the expert in barnyard love, may be able to tell me this. is goat sperm significantly saltier than cow sperm?
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charlton heston is more of a man than yo
Frankly, we're kind of bored by all these spyware/shareware stories (don't people learn?) so we let it sit around in the submissions bin for a few days, until, say, a slow Saturday night.
Well then Michael, you should have fucking posted my story about the DashPC that was rejected 10 minutes ago. When will editors fucking learn?
On this page I hightlight how I made my car's dashPC. The dashPC is an integrated computer console
built on the Linux operating system, and integrated into the dashboard of my car. The
computer is interfaced via a 6.4" Touchscreen VGA LCD display mounted in the
center console. In addition, a wireless keyboard / mouse combination is used for text entry.
The dashPC has Global Positioning and Navigation (GPS), Digital Versatile Discs (DVDs), Games (Wolfenstein 3d,
SoF, UT), Address book database, etc.
I can run any programs that will run on an Intel/AMD i686 class
computer.
David Carradine was a legend to film. his greatest works only surfaced recently at this site. a true legend for his time.
i hear they plan to bury him in a coffin filled with pig shit, as he so enjoyed sleeping in a giant tub full of pig shit.
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charlton heston is more of a man than yo
micheal is great. he let me watch those videos of cmdrtaco fucking him in his ass while timothy jerked a pig off all over his own face. the best scene is where rob malda and hemos took turns riding timothy's giant cock while giving micheal a blow job.
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charlton heston is more of a man than yo
Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda sat back in his chair gently massaging his cock. He was leafing through the latest issue of the Leisure Times porn catalog, contemplating which video he was going to buy next. The jerk-off factor of each video decreased after a few weeks, so he had to constantly update his collection.
... Ooohhh..." moaned Malda when he turned the page to the all-boys section; his cock throbbed with lust. "OK, how about 'Uncut Hunks' and 'Babes with Balls', you little freak," he said to his cock as he started to pump a little harder. He reached for the lube in his bottom drawer, slathering his hand and cock with the slippery stuff. He closely examined each small picture on the page. He especially liked the really muscular young guy in 'Boot Camp Boys'. Oh, to run his hands up and down that smooth, muscular stomach as he knelt in front of him, pulling that huge cock into his mouth.
Malda often spent late night hours at his office like this; his apartment was just too lonely. The benefit of having a basement office was no casual passers-by. Cliff always thought he was working late on some paperwork; he was notoriously slow in finishing anything dealing with the next Slashcode revision. Or doing work on the latest Slashdot submission. Cliff thought correctly that Malda had no personal life.
"Hmmm, should I get 'Killer Cumshots' or 'Ass Eating Insanity'? Or maybe I
Malda arched his back and groaned as he came, shooting cum all over the desk. He slumped back down into the chair as his breathing slowed to normal. "I'm definitely going to order 'Uncut Hunks' and 'Boot Camp Boys'."
After a few minutes he pushed his cock back into his pants and wiped up the lube and cum with a tissue. This had become almost a nightly ritual after his last meeting with Jon Katz earlier in the year. Malda wondered when if that rat bastard would ever quit his job at Slashdot.
"I wonder if any of these videos star brunettes with green eyes?" Malda said thoughtfully as he flipped back through his catalog. "Or petite redheads?" he chuckled as he looked at the ad for 'Clit Licking Lezzies'.
Malda started to daydream about Michael and Timothy 69'ing each other. "Not again," he groaned as he leaned back to pull his erection out of his pants. He got into a great rhythm. The subjects of his daydream morphed from two homosexual men to two other homosexual men--CoyboyNeal and Hemos sucking each other's cocks.
"Yeah, that's it. That's it!" he panted, imagining himself sliding deftly in between those two hunks. He wanted nothing more than to be on his hands and knees sucking CowboyNeal's cock with Hemos fucking his ass.
"Uh...uh..." whimpered Malda; he could feel the cum ready to explode out of his cock when the door to the office slammed open and heavy footsteps, belonging to 2 or 3 people, pounded on the floor. Before he could cry out or even identify the intruders a heavy, black hood was shoved over his head and he was hauled roughly to his feet.
To be continued...
The article Slashdot should have posted...
DashPC
hear, hear! tell it!!! you ARE correct, sir (or madam, as the case may be)
The article Slashdot should have posted...
DashPC
On this page I hightlight how I made my car's dashPC. The dashPC is an integrated computer console
built on the Linux
operating system, and integrated into the dashboard of my car. The
computer is interfaced via a 6.4" Touchscreen VGA LCD display mounted in the
center console. In addition, a wireless keyboard / mouse combination is used for text entry.
The dashPC has Global Positioning and Navigation (GPS), Digital Versatile Discs (DVDs), Games (Wolfenstein 3d,
SoF, UT), Address book database, etc.
I can run any programs that will run on an Intel/AMD i686 class
computer.
i might have already said this, but the GUK sig rocks. you heard the new album yet?
the fuckhead who modded the parent troll up shall meet my wrath in metamod.
Apparently all the moderators are asleep.
Somebody mod the parent up!
Mmm....If your ass is a chinese restaurant, I'll have the poo-poo platter!
C-X C-S
Metallica - Enter Sandman
Say your prayers little one
don't forget my son
To include everyone
Tuck you in warm with in
keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
enter light
Take my hand
we're off to never never land
Something's wrong shut the light
heavy thoughts tonight
And they arn't of snow white
Dreams of war dreams of liers
dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bit
Sleep with one eye open
gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
enter light
Take my hand
we're off to never never land
Now i lay me down to sleep
pray the lord me soul to keep
If i die before i wake
pray the lord me soul to take
Hush little baby
don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
in your closet
In your head
Exit light
enter light
Take my hand
we're off to never never land
Too right. Moderators aren't dumb. We don't need to be told what is a troll and what isn't.
Nothing annoys me more than
^^ MOD PARENT UP ^^
or MOD PARENT -1 TROLL
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Wow that is so true. Ahh-Hahahahah! MOD THIS UP!!!
That's fucking bullshit. Slashdot isn't great.
Well, looks like at least one was...
There's one more annoyance to add to your list and that's the "I know I'll get modded down for this but..." posts.
Huh? The most common reference to FAT I've seen used refers to what are (now) known as FAT12 and FAT16 - the predecessors of FAT32. These are hardly beta, and were adequately suited to their original intended purpose: storage on a single-user, non-multitasking system.
...unless this is something new in WinXP (which I have avoided like the plague), I don't know what else you could possibly be referring to.
The other proposed 'solution', NTFS, is nothing more than an ugly hack to put journaling into the file system. All the drawbacks of the ancient FAT32 file system remain in NTFS, for the sake of 'forward- and backward compatibility'.
Once again, I wonder if you have any idea what you're talking about.
NTFS predates FAT32 by several years, and the two have many functional differences. About the only thing NTFS and FAT32 have in common is that they are file systems used by Microsoft.
As for the "forward- and backward compatibility", you are wrong there as well, since NTFS isn't backwards compatible.
On top of that a lot of them spit out the most childish and unprofessional messages, indicating that they were created by 14-year olds with too much time, no talent and a bad attitude.
Strange... I was thinking the exact same thing about your message...
Posts like yours give Linux users a bad name. Do the rest of us a favor and shut up and go away.
--The Rizz
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." --Mark Twain
Dude, that post is a joke. It's a mockery of the well known Linux troll post. Exchange Fat32 for ext3.. :)
If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
I have no idea why this is posted here, what this actually is is some flame a (atypical) freebsd user posted about linux (ext2fs). the whole thread was about linux, but got misguided and basicly this person filled in what was about ext2fs and ext3fs with ms dos stuff, for whatever reason. why the hell your quoting this here is a mystery.
you f*cking moderators have lost your minds. I have seen so many decent and insightful posts marked "troll" and a peice of sh*t post like the one I am responding to get a 1!!! I don't know what you guys are smoking tonight, just tell me where you get it.
I had never seen the original, so I had no idea that this was a reference/parody of something else.
why the hell your quoting this here is a mystery.
Because I was responding to a post in this thread. It seems that the post I was responding to has fallen below your viewing threshold - which seems to cause slashdot to put it as it's own post, rather than a follow-up.
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Now I feel there is no excuse for RedHat users such as myself not to help fund RedHat.
In praise of 100% GPL-focused RedHat
RedHat, despite what you might think of their distro or business-side tactics, funds probably the greatest number of 100% GPL software developers (since VA no longer does). I cannot stress enough the importance of this fact. Every distro enjoys the fruits of RedHat employee labor, and not just Gnome developments either.
Imagine the number of developers that could be hired
For every 2,000 people who sign up for the service, that's $120K/year for RedHat. Figuring half of that goes to upgrades to their network infrastructure to support the additional downloads, that leaves $60K to fund another developer on-staff. If all 2 million RedHat sysadmins (my estimate is 2M, which equals ~20M installs, ~10 installs/per sysadmin on average) coughed up $60/year, that's $120M/year for RedHat. That could equate to adding $60M for developers, or about a thousand employees!
Personal note
I've been a total RedHat leech here. Although I have worked for various companies who have paid for Cygnus tools (Cygnus is a division of RedHat), I've pretty much only bought the boxed sets on every .2 release (and I haven't bought 7.2 yet). I've been running RedHat on this system
(through various hardware upgrades) since 4.2, only re-installing once to move to XFS (RedHat 7.0.92 + XFS 1.0 betas was a "clean" install).
I've installed RedHat on close to 500 systems now, and I'm sure well over half of those are still in use. So that amounts to about $0.10 per system I've installed. Definately not enough IMHO. I want to change this. This is a great avenue to do so.
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I have to say that your summary here about computer ownership (in a de facto sense) is the most cogent argument I have read in a long, long time for running open source stuff.
I plan to copy your comment and put it in my quotes file. Thanks, and I mean it.