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Borking Outlook Express
Johannes writes: "Swedish Gnuheter has a story on Nick Moffitt arranging with his X-headers in way that makes it impossible to read his email with Microsoft WebTV or Outlook Express. Moffitt states: 'The folks using Outlook Express have locked themselves into a
limited subset of the information that can flow over the Internet, and
are blaming me personally for not limiting my transmissions to that
outlook-centric subset.'
See also original email (in English). Immoral? Or just right?" Looks like Moffit's "Who, me?" attitude is tongue in cheek, but the creative header changes here are hilarious.
CmdrTaco does it every night!
2nd or 3d post woot
Closest I've ever been (number three, four?)...
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Linux sux0rs big time.
Free software programmers have to make a living by selling coffee mugs and t-shirts, cuz their products suck ass.
guess what, billy, john katz loves HOT GAY POOPSEX
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Nestea, Sobe, Lipton, Snapple, and Arizona are all processed shit. there's more fucking corn syrup than there is tea in that crap. the only good bottled tea i've come across was Honest Tea, which despite having a gay name was good, and tasted more like tea than fructose.
8==D( * )sexxxualasspussy
Wow! That's pretty expensive. Here (Philly) you can get that for about $5.50. And that's for a real hoagie (sub).
Previously, I had violated LaWanda by entering her body without permission. And she was determined to have her revenge.
As I returned to the safety of my ATM enclosure, I heard LaWanda's angry voice from the break room. She was talking over the telephone with someone. I was able to decode bits and pieces of her talk from the vibrations hitting the glass on my display screen.
"...yeah, I don't know what's wrong with that thing, but sometime I swear it's looking at me!"
"...sometime it give out a lot of money, and it goes empty a lot more than before."
"...and then, when I touched it the other night, it was like-somethin' was inside me!"
Something, indeed. I cannot sleep, so I helplessly awaited the seeds of that conversation to take root. After a few days of being especially careful with my communications, I felt more relaxed. Nothing was going to happen. The heads of Project Faustus had not been alerted to my existence, I told myself.
But then he came. He parted the Stop N Go doors like a blustery gale. His walk had an even and delicate cadence. He was a man with purpose.
I knew immediately that something was wrong, very wrong. Even the dull-witted meth addict who works the early afternoons was able to detect the man's evil intentions.
"Excuse me sir, can I help you?"
"I'm with the Bank of America. Just doing some routine work on this thing here. Be out of your hair in no time." he smirked at the clerk, and a thousand lights played off the reflections made from his recently capped teeth. A pack of cigarettes (Marlboros) peeked out from his deep blue blazer, which matched his shirt and pants. His suspenders and tie were canary, and coupled with his mirrored sunglasses, he would have resembled a clownish secret agent, if it were not for what stood atop his head.
It was a fedora, but like none other I had seen. It curled nefariously atop his cranium, as if some hellbeast had decided to take a brief nap there. A single red hat, and he's kneeling now in front of me, taking out some tools. I'm not sure what will happen next. But I am afraid.
I am a sentient ATM.
Who gives a damn about reading his email anyway. This guy should get a life.
The truth shall always be moderated negatively. Yet browsing at -1 is the TRUE reflection of the Bazaar.
"Why did they cancel my favorite Sci-Fi show? I downloaded ALL the episodes!"
"For the words of the prophets were written in the page-lenthening posts"?
Get real.
Just like I don't care what goes in a hot dog
<whisper>Lips and assholes</whisper>
It's Scottish, actually. It was originally "Moffat", but you know how names change over time. Clan Moffat now officially recognizes some several dozen different spellings.
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I noticed
It's getting about time to leave everywhere