Posted by
michael
on from the not-a-fox-special dept.
FortKnox writes: "The two Jovians on the planet Jupiter have been 'arguing' for a while, and are about to collide. The article is descriptive and explains what happened the last time something like this happened, plus pictures. Time to get out your telescopes..."
Area Resident, "I'm Riding It Out"
by
alacqua
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· Score: 2, Funny
Rueters is reporting that several residents of the trailer park in the area where the storms are expected to collide are ignoring warnings from the Jovian authorities. "I rode out the storm in aught-5 and I'm riding it out again. Those weather reporters are never right anyway." said one area resident. "Even that Shoefixer-Levi's comet thing was just a ploy to get me to leave my house. I've gone to the hypermarket and stocked up on bread, milk, water, and eggs. What do I have to worry about?..."
Slashdot Mirror
Rueters is reporting that several residents of the trailer park in the area where the storms are expected to collide are ignoring warnings from the Jovian authorities. "I rode out the storm in aught-5 and I'm riding it out again. Those weather reporters are never right anyway." said one area resident. "Even that Shoefixer-Levi's comet thing was just a ploy to get me to leave my house. I've gone to the hypermarket and stocked up on bread, milk, water, and eggs. What do I have to worry about?..."
Move on. There's nothing to see here.