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Stephenson's Quicksilver Slated For March 7th
Swampper writes: "New Neal Stephenson novel Quicksilver is available for pre-order from Amazon UK. It's due out on March 7th. There is also another Stephenson book on the horizon; Interface. It will arrive May 2nd." Actually, Interface was previously offered through the psuedonym "Stephen Bury" Note the discussion of this book and others on the Cryptonomicon site.
I had been watching my mother's friend for many years. She was about 52 and
still had a great body that has been the envy of many of her friends. She still
had her looks and a very pretty face. A great ass, excellent tits and I had
always wondered what she looked like nude. Little did I know that I would get my
chance.
She called one day asking to help her move furniture around as she wanted to
steam clean her carpets in her living room. It was a cold day out, she was
wearing a sweater and sweatpants. We moved the recliner from one corner of the
room to the other and continued to move stuff from one side of the room to the
other. After about three hours, we were both in a dripping sweat and were glad
that the work was finally over. She asked if I would like a beer, which I gladly
accepted. I wasn't planning to stay for more than one, but I didn't have
anything planned that evening, so I also accepted her invitation for dinner. She
cooked a great meal and we sat on the sofa and had a few more beers when she
noticed that I was getting hard. She looked down at my cock, and blushed. She
said that she apparently hadn't tired me out enough. I told her that she still
has the power to get me hard. I had known her since I was a teenager and had
many a fantasy about her. She said that she didn't know that I had feelings for
her. I informed her that I had always had feelings where she was concerned. I
told her that I had wanted to make love to her for many years. She said that she
was an old lady and that no one would want her. I told her that I did, and would
be honored to give her love that night. Again, she looked down at my hardening
cock and said, "so I see". She took my hand and led me to her bedroom. Both of
her children were grown and moved out and we had the house to ourselves. She
then told me to strip, which I did slowly. When I got down to my underware, she
stopped me and said this is where she takes over. I stood before her and allowed
her to proceed. She knelt before me and looked at my hard-on still trapped in my
shorts. She placed her mouth over the fabric and started to suck my cock though
my shorts. This about made me cum right there. Then she pulled my shorts down
and began to suck me slowly. I fell onto the mattress and stopped her before I
came. Then we stood up and I began to remove her clothes. She was everything
that I had dreampt about. I removed her sweater and found a beautiful set of
tits. I removed her bra and the nipples were errect and about the size of a half
dollar. She had a little tattoo on the right one. I never dreamed that she would
have a tattoo there, let alone anyplace else. Then I pulled her sweatpants down
and she didn't have any panties on. She had a great ass for a lady her age.
Still firm, no sag and a perfect clit. She even shaved it! Bald Pussy is the
very best to me. She said that I told her one night that bald pussy was great
and she said that it was a night that I was hitting on her because I was drunk.
I have a feeling that she was planning this all along.
I knelt before her and began to kiss her thighs. She pressed my head toward her
pussy. She smelled like sweat, which was fine by me. I would have sold my soul
to lick the sweat from her thighs. She let me do just that. Then my tongue found
it's way to her pussy. I told her to lay on the bed and we could do a 69. I
thought that she wouldn't go for that, but was surprised when she got on top to
initiate it. I proped my head up on some pillows to get a better shot at it. She
lowered herself onto my face and I lapped up her juices like an animal. She must
have came about ten times. In the meantime, she was giving my cock the loving
care that it had needed for sometime. I was in seventh heaven. Again, she
stopped before I came and turned and sat on my cock and rode me every so slowly.
I reached up and kneaded her tits and pinched the nipples and she moaned like a
cavewoman. She was cumming again and I was cumming for the first time that
night. She milked the cum out of my balls for what seemed like forever. We both
came and she laid on top of me, both of us soaked in sweat. She looked at me and
started to laugh. I asked what was funny. She said that she was living a fantasy
too. Apparently, she had wanted to make love to a younger man for a long time.
She had lots of men her own age, but always wanted one that was younger than
herself. I was flattered that she choose me for that. She then wanted to take a
shower. I asked if I could join her. She said, "I was hoping that you would! Get
your ass up and in here now, young man!" I couldn't wait to get in there to help
her get cleaned up.
The shower was great. We sucked and fucked some more in the shower and went back
to bed for more sex. This time, she told me what she wanted. She wanted me to
eat her out and to come on her tits so she could like it off.
Who am I to say no?
No, Eric. S. Raymond wrote it. The little punk with the gun fetish to compensate for the lack-of-cock problem. Anal Cox -- er, Alan Cox -- wrote the TCP/IP stack that you're using to post your slop to Slashdot.
. . . Stop me before I post again!
I just wanna know when the next harry potter comes out....
Why does this matter? Unless there are GAY HOMOSEXUAL GEEKS FUCKING EACH OTHER in the link, I really don't care that much. That's what this site is for, right????
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don't you have anything positive to say?
like maybe you'd like to take a big fat cock in my green party ass, preferrably by a conservative republican?
yeah. that sounds about right.
HAND
OK, fine. Sure. "All Jews must die." Fair enough. But... will this affect ANAL COX in any way?
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AOL user says hi!
100 times better than a gaping asshole
http://www.cheesythighs.com/metoday.jpg
everyone commit that to memory and write it down and whatnot. mirror also.
br. --vladinaton
QuantumG eats man-ass!!