vvizard writes "After almost a full year of development since PostgreSQL v7.1 was released, the PostgreSQL Global Development Group is proud to announce the availability of their latest development milestone ... PostgreSQL v7.2, another step forward for the project."
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Wow.. slow night...
=-Jippy
Platoon wins academy award, in 1987.
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Day by day I struggle to maintain not only my strength but also my sanity. It's all a blur. I have no energy to write. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. The morale of the men is low, a civil war in the platoon. Half the men with Elias, half with Barnes. There's a lot of suspicion and hate. I can't believe we're fighting each other, when we should be fighting them.
Well
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Anonymous Coward
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I guess it is time for Slashdot to switch
I like SQL
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Anonymous Coward
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SQL is keen! I enjoy SQL'ing my way into your mom's panties. She likes it when I do that as well. SELECT herpes.B from YOUR_MOMS_PANTIES as B;
FEAR OF A GAY PLANET!!!
woohoo!
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Anonymous Coward
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only 9 more years before version 8!
Hey!
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Anonymous Coward
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I'm WANKING off, kneeling in front of a naked, leatherclad ANAL COX as I write this! Oh, baby!!! I'm licking his MAN BOOBS!
Re:Hey!
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Anonymous Coward
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How can he be both leatherclad and naked. If he is one, then he is logically not the other. Or are you some sort of postmodernist homosexual who thinks it's kinky to claim to be naked and leatherclad when logic dictates that it is impossible.
Re:Hey!
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He is mostly naked. Mostly his flab is hanging out of the leather costume he is wearing. And his MAN BOOBS taste like chicken.
Now, back to SLOPPING MY JIZZ all over his feet.
Re:Backup Copy In Case (Don't Mod This Please)
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gmhowell
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Maybe you could have posted this a little sooner if you weren't an FP'ing little bitch.
(Moderators, go read this comment first, mod that down as offtopic, and THEN mod this as offtopic. Or better yet, find two quality posts and mod them up.)
-- Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
Fatty poo wants to get Postgres cluster working
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Great! Now I just need to get a cluster of these running on linux to store my fatty poo porn multimedia files. Slashdot just rules... wait a minute, where's my thumb... nevermind, in my anus as usual.
Re:Backup Copy In Case (Don't Mod This Please)
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Anonymous Coward
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Backup Copy In Case (Don't Mod This Please)
In case what? I could not find the link at the top of the page?
A message from Metrollica: I LIKE BIG BUTTS!
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A message from
mm mm eeeeee tttttt rrrrrr oooooo ll ll ii occccc aaaaaa
mmm mmm ee tt rr rr oo oo ll ll ii cc aa aa
mm mm mm eeeeee tt rrrrr oo oo ll ll ii cc aaaaaa
mm mm mm ee tt rr rr oo oo ll ll ii cc aa aa
mm mm eeeeee tt rr rr oooooo llllll llllll ii occccc aa aa
~Talking~
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt (scoff)
It is so big (scoff)
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends
But y'know, who understands those rap guys? (scoff)
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute ('kay)
I mean her butt, it's just so big (scoff)
I can't believe it's so round, it's like out there
I mean - it's so gross
Look, she's just so black
~rap~
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
well use me use me cuz you ain't the average groupy
I've seen her dancin',
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat,
wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Tell her shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(Mini-Rap) - (LA face with an Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double up uhh, uhh
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts are made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knocked kneed bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36 (hah hah)
Only if you' 5'3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I aint down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in the middle but she got much back.. (Repeat 4 times)
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-1 Fuckwit using +1 bonus to post bullshit!
There is nothing that shits me more then browsing at 2 and finding SHIT posted there because people using thier +1 bonus.
Re:Backup Copy In Case (Don't Mod This Please)
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Ever hear of a "Slashdotting"?
Generally, it happens for any non-CNN, Yahoo, or Wired articles.
Fuck you, and have a nice night!
Re:Backup Copy In Case (Don't Mod This Please)
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megyhazy
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i was reading that 'java sucks' link. i think your difficulty is that you have no idea what you are doing and/or do not understand oop at all. you were using a reference to a string, you were comparing memory locations. why did you expect the result to return true? and no, it is not different in C/C++, if you had used a reference to a String object in that language it would have done the same thing.
Isn't that stretching a bit the definition of "funny"? The comment is valid enough, even if its anecdotical and not the most serious, mission-critical effect.
Maybe "amusing" would be a better label, or maybe "ironic". Maybe we should have those moderation options. After all, "Insightful" and "Interesting" are not orthogonal qualities either, are they?.
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Freedom is the freedom to say 2+2=4, everything else follows...
So when should we expect...
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Dead end
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Slashdot Mirror
Image a beowulf cluster of these! oh... wait...
I'm takin' one for the team!
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Wow.. slow night...
=-Jippy
Day by day I struggle to maintain not only my strength but also my sanity. It's all a blur. I have no energy to write. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. The morale of the men is low, a civil war in the platoon. Half the men with Elias, half with Barnes. There's a lot of suspicion and hate. I can't believe we're fighting each other, when we should be fighting them.
I guess it is time for Slashdot to switch
SQL is keen! I enjoy SQL'ing my way into your mom's panties. She likes it when I do that as well.
SELECT herpes.B from YOUR_MOMS_PANTIES as B;
FEAR OF A GAY PLANET!!!
only 9 more years before version 8!
I'm WANKING off, kneeling in front of a naked, leatherclad ANAL COX as I write this! Oh, baby!!! I'm licking his MAN BOOBS!
Maybe you could have posted this a little sooner if you weren't an FP'ing little bitch.
(Moderators, go read this comment first, mod that down as offtopic, and THEN mod this as offtopic. Or better yet, find two quality posts and mod them up.)
Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
Great! Now I just need to get a cluster of these running on linux to store my fatty poo porn multimedia files. Slashdot just rules ... wait a minute, where's my thumb ... nevermind, in my anus as usual.
Backup Copy In Case (Don't Mod This Please)
In case what? I could not find the link at the top of the page?A message from
mm mm eeeeee tttttt rrrrrr oooooo ll ll ii occccc aaaaaa
mmm mmm ee tt rr rr oo oo ll ll ii cc aa aa
mm mm mm eeeeee tt rrrrr oo oo ll ll ii cc aaaaaa
mm mm mm ee tt rr rr oo oo ll ll ii cc aa aa
mm mm eeeeee tt rr rr oooooo llllll llllll ii occccc aa aa
~Talking~
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt (scoff)
It is so big (scoff)
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends
But y'know, who understands those rap guys? (scoff)
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute ('kay)
I mean her butt, it's just so big (scoff)
I can't believe it's so round, it's like out there
I mean - it's so gross
Look, she's just so black
~rap~
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
well use me use me cuz you ain't the average groupy
I've seen her dancin',
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat,
wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Tell her shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(Mini-Rap) - (LA face with an Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double up uhh, uhh
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts are made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knocked kneed bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36 (hah hah)
Only if you' 5'3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I aint down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in the middle but she got much back.. (Repeat 4 times)
-1 Fuckwit using +1 bonus to post bullshit!
There is nothing that shits me more then browsing at 2 and finding SHIT posted there because people using thier +1 bonus.
Ever hear of a "Slashdotting"?
Generally, it happens for any non-CNN, Yahoo, or Wired articles.
Fuck you, and have a nice night!
i was reading that 'java sucks' link. i think your difficulty is that you have no idea what you are doing and/or do not understand oop at all. you were using a reference to a string, you were comparing memory locations. why did you expect the result to return true? and no, it is not different in C/C++, if you had used a reference to a String object in that language it would have done the same thing.
+4:Funny?
Isn't that stretching a bit the definition of "funny"? The comment is valid enough, even if its anecdotical and not the most serious, mission-critical effect.
Maybe "amusing" would be a better label, or maybe "ironic". Maybe we should have those moderation options. After all, "Insightful" and "Interesting" are not orthogonal qualities either, are they?.
Freedom is the freedom to say 2+2=4, everything else follows...
Postgres XP .NET
Postgres
Postgres X
Postgres ]|[
Postgres Championship
Postgres G5
Postgres Ti
We Will NOT Tolerate Cyber Bandalism Attacks On OUR Citizens