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Gifts for Valentine's Day, 2002?

Posted by Cliff on from the cupid-season! dept.

Telemakhos asks: "This was asked last year, and though hardware may come and go in the course of a year, the mid-February question is eternal: What's Geeky and Good for St. Val's this year? Moreover, if roses aren't yet too bleeding-edge, whence is it best to order them?" Guys, while you are suggesting presents for the ladies, aside from the obvious, what would you like for Cupid Day?

11 of 395 comments (clear)

  1. Fuck katy allen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Shes ready to be fucked! Just! "Plug In" Your Penis! (She wan'ts a penis bird too)

  2. Re:dumb question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh, that's nasty...

  3. Re:Best V-day present by compwizrd · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Well, that's the best time to start planning your retirement. Earlier you start your savings, the more time to compound and grow.

    Usuauly, it'd be the parents that plan that though :)

  4. mf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    mitherrrfickerrr

  5. Re:the perfect gift would have to be.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Walob" *should* be modded down redundant to encourage him to actually read the previous comments.
    I'm not sure why Frank White (above) was slapped for saying it.

  6. Re:dumb question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Autofellatio.

  7. Dont get any present at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dont get any present at all this year, because YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A MAN, BABY

  8. Re:Something fer your hunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Lets hope you don't get AIDS for Val. day.

  9. Re:The only problem is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Linux is for hetero's you moron.

  10. take away the last week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I'd like to go back in time seven days. A week ago today I made the worst mistake of my life, and hit my (then) girlfriend in the course of a violent argument, giving her a black eye. Naturally that's rather put a damper on the idea of marriage, kids etc which we'd been thinking about more and more over the last two-years-and-some, not to mention the whole "wanting to know me" thang. (Quite rightly too, /I/ don't want to know me.)

    I wouldn't ever want to try to excuse what I did. I just wish I could go back a week and walk away when she started screaming abuse at me. Now I got the rest of my life to think about what a fsck-head I've been/am.

  11. A sweet note ... Played Twice by castlan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I took all of the claims of "A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush" to heart, and killed two birds with one stone!

    Practically like getting to vote twice, even if idealism tends to guide my vote While I like Nader, I don't much care for the Green Party. It's too damn bad that Buchanan hijacked the Reform party; I would have enjoyed voting for John Haeglin, even if I was the only one in my region.

    Anyhow, I feel that Gore makes a much better voice of dissent then he does a figurehead. I quite enjoyed his more recent speeches.

    Now if you want to change Gore to Clinton, then I'd have to agree with you. Perot really shook things up, for better _and_ for worse.