Quantum Programming with Perl
moyix writes: "There's an article over at perl.com that describes how to use a perl module called Quantum::Entanglement. Using this module, one can simulate programming for a quantum computer. Developers looking to keep their skills current well into the next decade should check this out ;) Debian folks can grab libquantum-entanglement-perl and libquantum-superpositions-perl."
oh no, you mean i can't accurately reproduce quantum effects in
perl?!? fuck man, i just don't believe in anything anymore.
Well, of course you can't. That's what EMACS is for.