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Fossilized Dinosaur Vomit

FortKnox writes: "Yeah, I didn't believe it either, but British scientists believe they have found fossilized vomit from a marine dinosaur. Its from a Jurassic period dinosaur. Apparently, fossilized vomit has been found before, but this is the oldest. So, next time you vomit, imagine who might find it in the far distant future...."

22 comments

  1. Look for the jurassic worm by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Funny

    from the tequela.

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  2. Gross by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nothing worse than a dinosaur-sized hangover.

  3. undigestible bits by tchdab1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>Doyle said it was unlikely the shells passed through the ichthyosaur's intestines because they would have damaged the soft tissue.

    >>``The only alternative is that the shells were vomited out, in much the same way that modern-day sperm whales regurgitate the indigestible beaks of squid they have eaten,'' he said.

    So the reaction I get when I eat at Taco Bell, I have evolution to thank for that?

  4. Spinal Tap by Deanasc · · Score: 3, Funny
    Yeah the dinosaur was a drummer for Tap. He died choking on vomit, not his own.

    couldn't help myself

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    1. Re:Spinal Tap by lambsonic · · Score: 1

      I guess that explains what happened to the big dinosaurs. The scientists were really measuring inches, not feet.

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  5. This reminds me of Shawshank Redemtion... by jonistron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember that part where they are looking for rocks? scientist 1: "I've found a new species of dinosaur that must have lived totally in a larval state!!" scientist 2: "Why, thats thats just vomit, Bill."

  6. Probably cause by Jayson · · Score: 1

    He probably just drank too much. They should check the surrounding areas for empty kegs, togas, and the tar pit he was trying to get it in, but barely missed.

  7. Humans are the only species disgusted by vomit... by Bonker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mainly because, as social animals, we developed the ability to regurgiate possibly bad or poisonous food on instinct, rather than wait for it to start harming us.

    Most other animals have a much more egalitarian approach to vomit. Birds habitually regurgitate partially digested food to feed their chicks. Ever wonder why your dog wants to lick your face? In the wild, this behavior by puppies stimulates adult wolves to 'share' their kill with their young by vomiting back up.

    In the article, it goes on about how many animals have a staple food that they simply cannot digest all of. In this case, the dino couldn't digest the shells it was eating the meat out of. Instead, it simply puked them back up rather than damage its intestine. The same thing happens today in whales, who spit the beaks of squid back out after it digests them.

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  8. Like, Ewww! by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 0

    I mean, really! Like, Gag me with a Trilobite, already!

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  9. Re:Humans are the only species disgusted by vomit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bonker on Monday February 11, @12:43PM

    Please. Not during lunch.

  10. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...a Beowulf cluster of these!!! Or uh, maybe not.

  11. Re:Humans are the only species disgusted by vomit. by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Funny
    Sigh. The closests (and only) parking space available outside the escrow office this morning had a freshly made pile of driver side vomit that was slowly drifting downhill. I drove around the lot *twice* before settling on that spot. No one else would park there either -- other people doubleparked or stopped in tow-away zones instead.

    Thanks to your post, I know why.

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  12. Re:Humans are the only species disgusted by vomit. by LordSah · · Score: 1

    Not all societies find this icky. I've read (I don't know where off-hand) that humans used to pre-chew food for babies, and then spit it directly into the tikes' mouths. Some anthropologists believe that this is where the act of kissing comes from.

  13. What they also found by Tickenest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just a few feet away, the scientists discovered the world's first elementary school cafeteria.

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  14. Re:Humans are the only species disgusted by vomit. by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That is *not* vomit.

  15. Mistake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they just wandered into the frozen dinner section of the grocery store.

  16. Re:Humans are the only species disgusted by vomit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhm ... I don't mind that the parent got a 5, because it's an informative post - but _interesting_? I'd rather not use "interesting" in association with "vomit".

  17. Re:Humans are the only species disgusted by vomit. by nytes · · Score: 1

    Ever wonder why your dog wants to lick your face?

    No, but I do want to puke when it does.

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  18. You're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both of my cats eat their vomit. I was so intrigued by their behavior that I devised a little plan.

    After feeding them one night, I got syringe style oral medicine feeder and filled it with milk of magnesia. I then force fed it to my larger cat and induced vomiting.

    To make a long story short, I had a good hot meal served up for me in no time. It was pretty damn good!

    In the ensuing months, after devouring more than my fair share of cat puke, I have found it best to wait 10-15 minutes after the cats have eaten. This way, it is fully saturated with moisture and warm but not liquefied and acidic.

    I hope this has been informative. I've got to go now...I'm getting hungry just thinking about this.

  19. Standard contents by MrCreosote · · Score: 1

    Did they find diced carrots in there as well?

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  20. Found Nearby... by dbretton · · Score: 2

    ... was a fossilized picture of Camryn Manheim.

    ...Naked!

  21. Re:Humans are the only species disgusted by vomit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans have horribly acidic vomit.

    When birds regurgitate, it's coming from their crops, usually. Humans don't have crops, so human vomit is corrosive stomach juices (hydrochloric acid, and lots of it) mixed with food.

    I've actually seen the damage human vomit does to iron metalwork (don't ask... university...) - and it's pretty damned impressive, in a gross sort of way. One load of vomit pitted and scarred a polished steel surface so badly you couldn't see your reflection in it after just a day...

    You know the way aliens (in the films of the same name) melt through the decks of spacecraft and so on with their acid excretions - humans could actually do something a little similar by vomiting in the same spot every day for a while.