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13 Nominations to Rule Them All

PatSmarty was among the onslaught of people who noted that the Oscar Nominations have been announced and that FotR has 13 of them. Beautiful Mind and Moulin Rouge also in there too.

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  1. Awesome by sllort · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always stay on top of Slashdot so that not a single Oscar nomination passes me by. Does anyone know how Snow Dogs is doing in the Oscar race?

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    1. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Funny, yet also sad.

      Slashdot: "The MPAA is evil!"
      Slashdot: "oooh! Look at the awards!"

    2. Re:Awesome by HCase · · Score: 5, Funny

      hey now. yeah, we hate the mpaa, but the awards are shiny! and we do like shiny stuff, so it can't be helped.

  2. Moulin Rouge by OctavianMH · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's wonderful of course that LOTR has so many nods, but it was expected.. What I wasn't expecting is how many nominations Moulin Rouge received. I personally find that fantastic. It's definitely a love/hate movie, but dude, few movies achieve its level of artistry.

    Though, I think A Beautiful Mind should have gotten an effects nomination, since it takes damn near wizardry to make *math* look cool.

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  3. But how many will FotR win? by PowerTroll+5000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In 1982, E.T. was nominated for 9 Oscars, including Best Picture, but it won just one, for Best Visual Effects.

    Being nominated is fine and such, but the real test will be on oscar night.

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  4. The 13. by spt · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Best Picture
    2. Supporting Actor (Ian McKellen)
    3. Director (Peter Jackson)
    4. Screenplay
    5. Art Direction
    6. Cinematography
    7. Sound
    8. Original Score
    9. Original Song
    10. Costume
    11. Film Editing
    12. Makeup
    13. Visual Effects


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  5. Proof Americans Can't Remember by Lysander+Luddite · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What percentage of these films were released in the past 3-4 months? What percentage in the first 3-4 months?

    "Besides Crowe, who stars as Nash in ``A Beautiful Mind,'' the best actor nominees were Sean Penn as a retarded father seeking custody of his daughter in ``I Am Sam''; Will Smith as boxer Muhammad Ali in ``Ali''; Denzel Washington as a rakish bad cop in ``Training Day''; and Tom Wilkinson as a vigilante father in ``In the Bedroom.''

    A Beautiful Mind: released 13 December 2001
    I am Sam: released: 28 December 2001
    Ali: released 25 December 2001
    Training Day: released 5 October 2001
    In the Bedroom: released 19 January 2001
    Moulin Rouge: released 16 May 2001

    Proof that Americans can't remember what happened in the entertainment industry for very long.

    1. Re:Proof Americans Can't Remember by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mediocre films are released early in the year, because it's easier to get the "BEST FILM OF THE YEAR" accolades.

    2. Re:Proof Americans Can't Remember by rgmoore · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wrong. What it's really proof of is that it's now standard practice for anyone who has a hope of getting an Oscar to release their movie late in the year. It's well known that Hollywood has a strong tendency to release specific types of movies at particular times. Big action adventure movies are most frequently released in the summer, family movies are frequently released between Thanksgiving and Christmas, and movies that are considered to be serious Oscar contenders are also generally released late in the year. Now that may be because the people who schedule things believe that the voters have short memories, but the release pattern has a lot to do with it.

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  6. Moulin Rouge & Jennifer Conelley & LOTR by Twister002 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess I didn't pay enough attention to the previews when it came out. I thought it would be a musical with some original music. Most of it was just pop songs scored differently. bleh. Can't believe how long it was either. I had to stop myself from laughing because my finance was enjoying it and I knew if I wanted to have any hope of sex that night that I'd have to enjoy the movie too. ;)

    They just had Jennifer Connelly on the Today show talking about her nomination. yum yum. She's been intelligent eye-candy in enough movies, it's about time she was nominated.

    Of course you know LOTR won't win Best Picture. It doesn't have any mentally handicapped people or crazy people in it (unless you count Saruman? Maybe they should have promoted it as "Boromir: One mans journey through madness" or "The Dark Lord: He saw the world differently")

    "HI THIS IS BOROMIR. GIVE ME THE RING"
    "I think that's a little too enthusiastic Boromir"

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  7. Re:why are mental illnesses considered oscar worth by b0r0din · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Sean Penn's case, he wasn't even acting.

  8. The MPAA is EVIL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny



    Those bastards at the MPAA want to destroy your civil rights! If they have their way, we will all be living in an Orwellian nightmare! The Slashdot community should fight them! Boycott! Boycott!

    2 seconds later....

    OOHH! Academy Awards? Cool! LOTR RULEZ! I saw it 34 times and gladly gave the MPAA hundreds of dollars! HOORAY FOR THE MPAA!

  9. A suggestion by mckwant · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Personally, I can't stand most Hollywood films, so I haven't seen A Beautiful Mind, but you might check out Pi, another film that makes math look cool. The direction is aggressive and extremely indie, but it's worth checking out.

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  10. So Why Does This Matter? by CrazyLegs · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I cannot understand the preoccupation that some folks have with whether or not LOTR (or Star Wars or whatever) wins an Oscar (or whatever). These movies still seem to get made, regardless of winning any trophies. Why? Because they are enjoyable to lots of people and they make money.

    Sorta makes me wonder whether too any people's sense of self-worth gets bolstered somehow if LOTR wins an Oscar or two - i.e. if you all like LOTR you must all like me....

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  11. Not nominations, but one OS to rule them all by little1973 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The tale of a modern hobbit...

    I was visited by a mighty computer-magician who knew many secrets.
    During our conversation I told him about that I had installed a new
    Windows version. I showed him the install CD which was perfectly
    round and glittered magnificently.

    My friend face became dark when he saw the disk. To my astonishment
    and distress the wizard threw it into the microwave oven and turned
    it on at the maximum. I gave a cry and tried to turn it off , but
    the magician held me back. Holding my breath I watched as the CD was
    revolving in the oven. Then the magician got the CD from the oven and
    dropped into my hands.

    - It's quite cool. Take it!

    The CD was unscratched and cold and it seemed to have become thicker
    and heavier in my hands.

    - Hold it up! - said the magician. - And look closely.

    As I did so, I now saw fine lines, finer than the finest pen-strokes,
    running along close to the center of the CD. They shone piercingly bright,
    and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.

    4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C 20 4F6E65204F5320746F
    2066696E64207468656D2CDA4F6E65204F5320746F206272 69 6E67207468656D20
    616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E65737320 62 696E64207468656D

    - I cannot read the fiery letters - said I in a quavering voice.
    - No - said the magician, - but I can. The letters are hexadecimal,
    of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which
    I will not utter here. But this in the Common Tongue is what is
    said, close enough:

    One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
    One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

    It is only two lines of a verse long known in SysAdmins-lore:

    Three OSs for the Corporations under the sky,
    Seven for the Software-lords in their halls of Silicon Valley
    Nine for Mortal .coms doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Gates on his dark throne
    In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.
    One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
    One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.

    He paused, and then said slowly in a deep voice.

    - This is the Master CD, containing the original source code of
    Windows. This is the CD that he lost many ages ago, to the great
    weakening of his monopolistic power. He greatly desires it - but
    he must not get it.

    I sat silent and motionless. Fear seemed to stretch out a vast hand,
    like a dark cloud rising in the East and looming up to engulf me.

    - This CD, - I stammered, - How, how on earth did it come to me?

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  12. My predictions by BJH · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of those, I reckon it'll go like this:

    1. Best Picture - No way. The Academy is a bunch of rich old farts that wouldn't know high fantasy if it leaped up and bit them in their collective white asses. It'll go to "A Beautiful Mind", because the Academy loves actors portraying mentally ill people.
    2. Supporting Actor - McKellen takes it. Ben Kingsley's already got his Oscar (IIRC, for Gandhi), and c'mon, not even the Academy would be so twisted as to give it to Jon Voight.
    3. Director - Toss up. Since Jackson's a semi-unknown who isn't American, they'll either give it to him by a landslide or ignore him totally. I reckon it'll go to Jackson, though.
    4. Screenplay - They'll say "No originality in LoTR" or something and give it to A Beautiful Mind.
    5. Art direction - Moulin Rouge. Deserves it, too.
    6. Cinematography - A nice safe category that no-one gives a fuck about, so it'll go to LoTR.
    7. Sound - Who cares? But it'll probably go to Pearl Harbor or other such dreck.
    8. Original score - God knows, but I sure hope it ain't A.I.
    9. Pearl Harbor or Vanilla Sky.
    10. Costume - Moulin Rouge, again deservedly.
    11. Film editing - Black Hawk Down, because it's Ridley Scott, and we can't be unpatriotic or anything, can we? Fuck Ridley Scott.
    12. Makeup - LoTR, definitely, just for the Uruk-Hai.
    13. Visual effects - LoTR, again because no-one cares about this category.

  13. Re:Fact: Moulin Rouge better than LotR by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have in fact seen both movies, so I do actually know what I'm talking about.

    "The effects [of MR]were cleaner and more natural and more impressive all-around [than LotR]"

    Hmm ... so you think a 3" tall Kylie Minogue singing in front of an OBVIOUSLY fake starlit sky (did you even SEE what symbols the stars showed?) is more natural than say - 4' hobbits hugging a 6'6" wizard? I sure as hell didn't. The special effects of MR are good, but nothing compared to LotR. The best effects of LotR are the ones you don't notice. The effects of MR can best be compared to the firework of Gandalf at the party, but even then, they aren't as good.

    The music (songs) of MR is better, hands down, but that's probably just because I could recognize words and sing along with many of the songs; since I can't speak elvish, this is impossible for me to do with the songs of LotR. Wether the score of MR is better than that of LotR I don't really know - I didn't much notice the scores of LotR or MR, and I usually only notice scores, when they suck the life out of a movie/scenes.

    Hugo Weaving vs Nicole Kidman? Kidman is the better actor and aparently singer, and I know who I'd rather have sex with, be in a relationship with and marry (and since I'm a heterosexual man, that means Nicole Kidman - plus she's probably rich, so I could just sit at home and surf the net all day long). I personally believe that Hugo Weaving was a wrong choice for Elrond, as he can't quite shake the image of Agent Smith.

    Is Moulin Rouge better than LotR? In my oppion - no, but oppinions are like assholes - everyone has one. In my oppinion "Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain" (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0211915) is a better movie than Moulin Rouge all round, but Amélie is not as good a movie as LotR all round.

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  14. Re:why are mental illnesses considered oscar worth by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 5, Informative