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Kathleen Fent Read This Story

Kathleen, I wanted to do this in this most potentially embarassing way possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a quarter of a million strangers was as good a way as any. I love you more then I can describe within the limits of this tiny little story. We've been together for many years now, and I've known for most of that time that I wanted to spend my life with you. Enough rambling. Will you marry me? Update 15 minutes 30 seconds later: Subj: "Yes", message body: "Dork. You made me cry. :)" Hazah! I'm getting married! :)

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  1. How about a Poll? by jamis · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I think we should get a Poll for this and see what the Slashdot community thinks! :)

    1. Yes
    2. No.
    3. Marry CowboyNeal instead.
    4. etcetcetc.

  2. Slashdot sucks! by sehryan · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I submitted this story a week ago, and it was rejected!

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    The world moves for love. It kneels before it in awe.
  3. Yes! by PlanetJIM · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yes, Taco. Yes I will.


    Wait a minute... who's Kathleen?

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    A Transmission From PlanetJIM.[end trans]
  4. Who Is Kathleen Fent? by beebware · · Score: 2, Redundant

    This site may give a slight clue...

  5. Re:This Kathleen? by Eil · · Score: 3, Redundant


    You got it right, I'm pretty sure. See the about page.

  6. Something to think about.. by Andrewkov · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Kathleen Taco?

  7. Picture of the TO-Be-Bride by matth · · Score: 2, Redundant

    And here is a link to a picture of the to-be bride :)

    Kathleen Fent

    More information is available over at: Fent.NET

  8. -1, Redundant, but... by frozenray · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...congratulations, Taco and Kathleen!

    Greetings from Switzerland,
    Raymond

    P.S. - I must admit I'm jealous. Some guys really have it all: UID 1 on Slashdot AND Kathleen as a wife.

    P.P.S. - Imagine a beowulf cluster of kids...

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    "There are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare." - Blair Houghton
  9. Re:Damn... by RGRistroph · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'll help out.

    Less than a hundred posts before we displace the next in line for HOF !

  10. Re:A toast, to Rob & Kathleen by RGRistroph · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Or you can put the "Older Stories" slashbox on the front page, and only read every three days.

    I'm posting random pointless posts in an effort to get this story past the "Star Faction" one in the Hall of Fame. The "Star Faction" was famously crap flooded by script spewing fortune messages, check it out.

  11. Re:The lengths I will go to! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I think I can actually post from two different machiens at this point.

    I hate myslef for starting this, but I won't quit now !

  12. Re:2000th Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Thank you, sir.

    We're only a dozen posts away, if you could only spare a few more . . .

  13. Re:YAASFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    It's going to be so anti-climatic.

    Kind of like my whole fucking life.

  14. Re:YAASFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Well this should be it.

    It wasn't worth it, in case anyone is wondering. Kids, you should do your homework and study hard, and try not to grow up like me.

  15. Re:YAASFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Locking it in !

    Can't stop it at tie after all this. I'd only do that if I was an Olympic Official looking for a cheesy way out of getting caught letting French people be judges !

  16. Re:This is Worthwhile by RGRistroph · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Mod up the parent as insightful.

    It's time for love to take over.

    Thank you !

  17. mod me down if you love satan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    It's quite shocking to me that people are still wading through a 2000+ post story and marking things "offtopic". If you've ever had a conversation that didn't vary in topic over the course of an entire week, then you are a depressingly boring person. But that's not surprising if you spend all of your free time on slashdot looking for comments to mod down. In case you haven't noticed, a new topic has emerged. Any comment posted to this story since 3 days ago that *isn't* blatant crapflood filler with the sole purpose of pushing the story up a notch in the Slashdot Hall of Fame is now offtopic. We are on a mission. Whether or not we "congratulate" rob and kathleen in the course of completing our mission is incidental. Modding us down will not slow our progress, but in doing so you show yourself to be against the mission. As pointed out in an earlier post, to be against the mission is to be in favor of terror and assholes like Osama bin Laden. If you love Osama, then mod me down. Mod me down and burn in hell.

  18. hof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    hoffing this article

  19. Re:hof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    hohhhoooffff

  20. Re:hof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    hof hof hof