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82-Year-Old Coder Trumps BT's Hyperlink Patent
grendelkhan writes: "According to Wired News, 82 year-old programmer, Bob Bemer, claims his creation of escape invalidates British Telecomm's hyperlink patent. He has no intentions on cashing in, he just wants BT to quit suing people and prove, in his own words: 'All this new patent stuff is crazy and counterproductive.'"
Nice to see that they also reference Ted Nelson and Stanford.
Someone there is on the ball...
I like you, Stuart. You're not like everyone else, here, at Slashdot.
Paula Jones v. William Jefferson Clinton and Danny Ferguson
No. LR-C-94-290 (E.D. Ark.)
DEPOSITION OF WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON
Definition of Sexual Relations
For the purpose of this deposition, a person engages in "sexual relations"
when the person knowingly engages in or causes -
(1) contact with the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh, or buttocks
of any person with an intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person;
(2) contact between any part of the person's body or an object and the
genitals or anus of another person; or
(3) contact between the genitals or anus of the person and any part of
another person's body.
"Contact" means intentional touching, either directly or through clothing.
Masturbation, ok all of you out there, STOP MASTURBATING!
Screw you. I'm violating that patent later on tonight -- not once, not twice, but thrice!
...for the words "jerking off", sou you can't tell anybody you did it without paying me royalties.