Tinfoil Hat Linux: A Distribution for the Paranoid
An Anonymous Coward writes: " Tinfoil Hat Linux is a distribution designed to allow the signing and encrypting of documents with the utmost in security. The floppy-image has numerous security features including: entering your passphrase via a video game style selection process to combat hardware keystroke loggers, turning the contrast of your screen down to foil prying eyes and cameras, and to run background PGP processes."
I am guessing you are a troll, but...
50 distributions, 1 floppy each.
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