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Tinfoil Hat Linux: A Distribution for the Paranoid

Posted by timothy on from the either-a-joke-or-a-good-idea dept.

An Anonymous Coward writes: " Tinfoil Hat Linux is a distribution designed to allow the signing and encrypting of documents with the utmost in security. The floppy-image has numerous security features including: entering your passphrase via a video game style selection process to combat hardware keystroke loggers, turning the contrast of your screen down to foil prying eyes and cameras, and to run background PGP processes."

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  1. Xcrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  2. bullshit, lunix distros are all the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    who are you kidding, same old POS whether it's red hat, mandrake, suse or any other heap of beta software
    30 year old unix crap you need to admin all day long

  3. say what? by rangerx · · Score: -1, Troll

    'Tinfoil hat is useful if: You're using a computer that could have a keystroke logger installed. http://www.keyghost.com is an example of a tiny & cheap hardware logger.'

    The keyghost is a hardware keystroke logging solution. I dont see how software will help you get around this, unless you have some keyboard encryption algorithm in your head and know which correct keys to press to fool the logger.

  4. Re:Announced at CodeCon by mrroot · · Score: 0, Troll

    I am guessing you are a troll, but...

    50 distributions, 1 floppy each.

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  5. Re:/.'d already - Google to the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Google /.'d already - BlackLungs to the rescue. Blacklungs cache of the page

  6. Re:For the paranoid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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