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Business Software Alliance Writes European Regulations?

Holger Blasum writes: "The European Commission's proposal for a directive on software patents making software patentable in Europe is announced today (the commission's proposal still will have to pass council and parliament). MSWord's "Author" field suggests that it comes straight from the BSA's director of public policy. See the Eurolinux press release for a brief summary, more details can be found at the FFII website. Or, if you prefer French, zdnet.fr has some coverage too." The EC's site has several webpages about the proposal: a main page, FAQ, and the official copy of the proposal. Comparing the proposal-as-released with the draft obtained by Eurolinux, many sections are identical, some sections are nearly identical and a few sections have been completely rewritten.

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  1. What was there before? by Aurorya · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's very interessting that there were no patents before this. I always assumed that everyone had patents like the US. I guess that's just ethnocentricity and plain naiveté on my part.

    Does anyone know what sort of protections were in place for software developpers previously? If nothing, this will definitely cause some major upheaval in the business of software in Europe! More monopolies, more globalization of the American democracy-but-with-oligaries paradox.

    Anyone who is in Europe now have some insight?

    1. Re:What was there before? by Salsaman · · Score: 4, Insightful
      IANAL, but I believe what's here currently is that any software you write is automatically copyright of the author (unless you signed your rights away to a company or academic institution).

      Exactly the same as for, say a magazine article which you might write.

      That means, in effect that nobody else could legally copy your code, unless you allowed them to, however, somebody else could write a program that did the same as yours, but using their own code.

      IMO this is a very healthy state of affairs for the software industry, because it means that rival applications have to compete on price/features/stability/ease of use, etc. rather than somebody just inventing an algorithm and patenting it and locking everyone else out.

    2. Re:What was there before? by 4im · · Score: 3, Informative

      Of course there's patents, but 'til now there are (in law) none for software. Actually, you could get software patented, but only if that's tied directly to hardware (ex. software controlling your dishwasher)

      Several months ago the EUPO started giving software patents, which is not (yet) covered by law.

      Only positive thing: they seem really intend on not going the way of the US according patents for totally obvious stuff (like the amazon one-click).

    3. Re:What was there before? by DaleP · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Copyright. The correct form of intellectual property management.

      Prepare for rant:

      Software patents are evil.

      If software patents had existed 20 years ago, the concept of the spreadsheet would have patented, the concept of a word processor would have been patented, the concept of a database would have been patented.

      Software patents do not encourage creativity.
      Software patents do not encourage the sharing of novel ideas.
      Software patents stiffle comptetion.
      Software patents make work for lawyers.
      Software patents will kill this industry.

    4. Re:What was there before? by pieterh · · Score: 3, Informative
      There is still officially zero patentability for software in Europe. I've spoken to the EPO on several occasions about this and they have confirmed that software may not be patented under European law. It's also worth remarking that the estimated cost of one European patent is about EUR10,000.

      Now, there is some discussion about whether EPO rules actually forbid software patents or simply make it very difficult. Some of their more obfusticated rules seem to imply that with enough effort you can patent software by describing an invention of some kind that just happens to be implemented in software.

      My take on this is that software patents are possible if you have the money to throw around. It follows that larger corporations (don't we love to hate those guys) will have their main patents in place before the game is opened up.

      I have the phone number for the EPO somewhere. Leuke mensen, als je Nederlands spreekt.

    5. Re:What was there before? by AftanGustur · · Score: 3, Funny
      Anyone who is in Europe now have some insight?

      Well, I live in France, I don't know of that counts. Since we have no software patents nobody is doing any research and development.
      We do our calculations on ABACUS systems (you know with sliding balls). We also have no modern telephones, televisions, VCR or the latest cars, since all those require software to work.
      You should know how hard it is to read /. with a Abacus.

      We are all wishing we were living in America, the land of the free (and brave).

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  2. Hold your horses. by Sarin · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's just a proposal, which may not pass at all if the politicians have any braincells left from their champagne brunches etc. well who am I kidding here..

    Just sign the petition if you haven't done this :
    petition agains European software patents

  3. Darn Europeans by tiltowait · · Score: 5, Funny

    I live in the USA, where corporate interests hold no sway over our politicans. Clean up your act, Eurpoe!

  4. Ironic Logo by Gaijin42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its funny, that the image the petition is using as its logo is the Statue of Liberty, which is a United States object. Well, I suppose it came from france.

    1. Re:Ironic Logo by kisak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are actually two versions of Statue of Liberty, one in Paris and one in NY. The one in Paris is smaller (and less well known). I guess it was done by Eiffel to show the friendship between the two countries (don't know where he got that from ;-), and the historical connections between the two young republics.

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    2. Re:Ironic Logo by Shiny+Metal+S. · · Score: 3, Informative
      Its funny, that the image the petition is using as its logo is the Statue of Liberty, which is a United States object. Well, I suppose it came from france.
      Very insightful indeed.

      I see lots of ignorance about this subject, so let me quote the Statue of Liberty definition from Wikipedia:

      The Statue of Liberty, more formally "Liberty Enlightening the World," stands in New York Harbor as a welcome to all--returning Americans, visitors, and immigrants alike.

      The statue was intended as a centennial gift, and a sign of friendship between France and the United States. According to the National Park Service:

      "Sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi was commissioned to design a sculpture with the year 1876 in mind for completion, to commemorate the centennial of the American Declaration of Independence. The Statue was a joint effort between America and France and it was agreed upon that the American people were to build the pedestal, and the French people were responsible for the Statue and its assembly here in the United States. However, lack of funds was a problem on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean. In France, public fees, various forms of entertainment, and a lottery were among the methods used to raise funds. In the United States, benefit theatrical events, art exhibitions, auctions and prize fights assisted in providing needed funds. Meanwhile in France, Bartholdi required the assistance of an engineer to address structural issues associated with designing such as colossal copper sculpture. Alexandre Gustave Eiffel (designer of the Eiffel Tower) was commissioned to design the massive iron pylon and secondary skeletal framework which allows the Statue's copper skin to move independently yet stand upright. Back in America, fund raising for the pedestal was going particularly slowly, so Joseph Pulitzer (noted for the Pulitzer Prize) opened up the editorial pages of his newspaper, "The World" to support the fund raising effort. Pulitzer used his newspaper to criticize both the rich who had failed to finance the pedestal construction and the middle class who were content to rely upon the wealthy to provide the funds. Pulitzer's campaign of harsh criticism was successful in motivating the people of America to donate.

      "Financing for the pedestal was completed in August 1885, and pedestal construction was finished in April of 1886. The Statue was completed in France in July, 1884 and arrived in New York Harbor in June of 1885 on board the French frigate "Isere" which transported the Statue of Liberty from France to the United States. In transit, the Statue was reduced to 350 individual pieces and packed in 214 crates. The Statue was re-assembled on her new pedestal in four months time. On October 28th 1886, the dedication of the Statue of Liberty took place in front of thousands of spectators. She was a centennial gift ten years late."

      The statue is normally open to visitors, who arrive by ferry and can climb up into her crown, which provides a broad view of New York Harbor. A museum in the pedestal--accessible by elevator--presents the history of the statue. [The statue and island are closed in the aftermath of the destruction of the World Trade Center.]

      Extensive renovations were performed before the statue's centennial in 1986, including a new gold layer on the torch, which now shines over New York Harbor at night.

      A smaller scale copy of the Statue of Liberty is placed in Paris, France, where it stands on an island in the river Seine, looking down the river, towards the Atlantic Ocean and hence towards its "larger sister" in New York.

      I hope this will help a little.
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      ~shiny
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  5. EU Patent Office etc. by 4im · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A couple of months ago I attended a conference on EU IP law as applying to the IT business. The EU Patent Office director was there himself, plus business representants and government officials.

    Among other points, that EUPO director admitted to giving out software patents without any legal basis whatsoever.

    Also, these officialls were quite obviously loaded very pro-patents. Noone questioned the 20 year duration (hell, thats 3-4 whole generations in IT), and my question about that was answered in quite a ridiculous way: "well if that seems too long for you, you can just drop your patent by not paying the fees any more...".

    These guys also were smart enough to ask how many people were pro-patents, but not anti-patent - which of course I had to ask afterwards - the obvious 50/50 result (these were almost all lawyers and practically no techies) was then called "well about 1/3 against only".

    Next chance I get to talk to the minister, I'll sure try to express the Free Software point of view. But since I'm from the smallest EU member country, I doubt that will have much weight, even if I can help to convince the higher-ups...

  6. Nice screenshot of our so-called democratic union. by oddityfds · · Score: 5, Informative
  7. I wonder who this will benifit by modipodio · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Taken from Ec faq
    "Isn't software different to other technologies in that patents can be used to block legitimate independent innovation?
    The Commission has seen little evidence that this has been a problem in practice in the present environment. This would be the case only if the scope of protection granted by patents were extended to software as such and, for instance, blocked the use of an algorithmic idea in other
    technical fields from the one in which a patent is granted. Since the proposed Directive would not extend the scope of what can be patented, nor the scope of the protection granted by a patent, there should be nothing to fear on this front"

    microsoft seems to spring to mind.

    "Would the proposed Directive restrict the interoperability of computer programs?"
    "..These exceptions include acts performed for the purposes of studying the ideas and principles underlying a program and the reproduction or translation of code if necessary for the achievement of the interoperability of an independently-created computer program. It is also specified that the making of a back-up copy by a lawful user cannot be prevented. Such provisions are necessary in the context of copyright law because copyright confers the absolute right to prevent the making of copies of a protected work. All the acts mentioned involve making copies and would therefore infringe in the absence of any exception."

    This part seems to have implications for ebooks among other things, am I allowed make backups of the digital books I own, if I have to circumvent some copy protection to do it ?

    "Why would claims to computer programs on their own not be permitted under the proposed Directive?
    In recent decisions, patents have under certain conditions been allowed which contain claims for computer programs on their own, for example on a disk or even as a signal transmitted over the internet. In the course of consultations, fears were expressed that if enforced, patents including such claims may be used to prevent "reverse engineering" and other activities considered legitimate in respect of computer programs already protected under copyright law. Moreover, such claims could be said to be contrary to the EPC, which does not allow patents for computer programs "as such". In response to these concerns, the Commission has decided not to follow the direction taken by case law in this important respect. Accordingly, the proposal would not allow claims of this type to be considered valid."

    It would seem that I can legitamtely make backups according to this, this also seems to have implications for the windows xp licence among other things.

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  8. Alas by syzxys · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just when it looks like the US might be realizing it's gone overboard with copyright and patent law, now here's a proposal to have the EU copy everything that's gone wrong with US IP law.

    I thought originally patents were supposed to cover mechanisms. In the loose sense of the word, I suppose an algorithm is a mechanism, but *not* like Eli Whitney and the cotton gin, for crying out loud! In early landmark cases like Apple vs. Franklin (1983; Apple sued Franklin Computer for copying the ROM's on the Apple II+ directly to make a clone), the courts applied *copyright law*, not *patent law*. (Apparently you can only get a patent on generic ROM chips, not on ROM chips programmed a specific way.) The court used the (at the time) new Copyright Act of 1976 (which IMHO was much more reasonable than the DMCA is now!) to frame their decision. Unfortunately, the Lotus 123 case (Lotus vs. Microsoft), the Pentium name trademark case, and the Apple vs. Microsoft case, the courts significantly eroded copyright's ability to provide meaningful protection to software. So I think that's why companies have turned to software patents, because legally speaking, they're much more intractable. (Although there was obviously prior art for ripping off people through patents, e.g. LZW compression which *wasn't even original* (it was a derivative of the earlier LZ compression), yet was awarded a software patent.

    Anyway, this is unfortunate, but it doesn't surprise me that the BSA would be pushing software patents. After all, they're the same people who estimate "sales lost to piracy" by counting the number of PC's sold without Windows and Office and ASSUMING that everyone having one of those PC's (a) really *is* running Windows and Office, they just pirated it, (b) would have paid for it to begin with. Plus they send threatening letters to companies telling them that "the BSA police might come knocking on their door," while simultaneously telling disgruntled employees to turn in their employers. Nothing like a little backstabbing to make our lives easier, eh. Oh well, the world is full of scumbags. Just my $0.02.
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  9. Europe playing catchup - badly by CptLogic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    OK, that's it, I'm off to patent "Hello World".

    Weird, but it looks like, according to this legislation, I could as it's "in the field of technology".

    Europe has relied on some pretty good Intellectual property and fair use laws.
    Companies were protected by applying for patents on core technologies in their products, for instance the ever popular "Dyson" cyclonic vacuum cleaner. It doesn't mean nobody else can build a cyclonic vacuum cleaner, they just have to do so using thier own design of parts.

    Unfortunately, European Ministers aren't used to digital technology. Britain is, scarily enough, one of the most advanced countries in terms of digital communications technology - and we can't even get a bloody *DSL line to most of the country! This means that Europe is well behind on incorporating Digital content and technology into it's legislation.
    The big companies themselves are generously offering advice and support to politicians who are out of their depth.
    When the "Civil Rights" or "Hacker" communities start to pick technical holes in your arguments, if you can say "Well this resspected coalition of Major Digital Dudes says I'm right" then you look a lot better in front of your peers.

    The EU is trying to force through a version of the DMCA (I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of /. readers suddenly cried out in terror...) and it's just as pathetic.

    more on that at http://uk.eurorights.org/

    This proposal really only paves the way for this bill, by saying that copyright laws should be considered applicable to software. Once that's been accepted, the bigger and more difficult to swallow, bill will go down a bit easier now that you've already swallowed some of it.

    It's nothing to worry about on it's own, except it may let me copyright just about any arbitrary function. When the big one hits, then see teh nasty things I'll be able to do to you if you use "my" Hello World app!

    Chris.

    1. Re:Europe playing catchup - badly by Znork · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the computer age of patents, you wouldnt patent a lightbulb, you'd patent a 'Method of Producing Light By Artificial Means', and simultaneously patenting every method of artificially producing light.

      You wouldnt patent a specific way of copying paper, you'd patent 'copying paper', wether done by hand, by photocopier, by taking a photo of the paper or by typesetting it and printing it several times.

      Patents no longer cover specific methods of doing things, they cover every way of achieving a specific goal, something never intended by the idea of patenting in the first place.

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  11. Evil idea for messing with the BSA by PeterClark · · Score: 5, Funny
    Someone has probably come up with this before, but submitted for your approval: The Taunt. The Taunt works like this. According to the BSA's tip page (http://www.bsa.org/usa/press/newsreleases//2000-1 1-14.350.phtml), you should watch out for the following signs for pirated software:
    • If a price for a software product seems too good to be true, it probably is
    • Be wary of software products that come without any documentation or manuals
    • Beware of products that do not look genuine, such as those with hand-written labels
    • Watch out for products labeled as academic, OEM, NFR or CDR
    • Beware of sellers offering to make "back-up" copies
    • Be wary of compilations of software titles from different publishers on a single disk
    • Check with organizations such as the BSA should you become a victim of software fraud

    Now, I don't know about you, but I find a lot of this stuff in my desk drawer. Why, several people have made copies of cdroms crammed full of various programs and offered it to me for only the price of a blank CD!


    The astute reader will have already caught my drift by now and realized that with Linux and the GPL (and all the other OSI licenses) you don't ever have to say sorry to the BSA. So why not taunt them? Report yourself today!


    Actually, before someone jumps up and says something, let me point out that I don't think that reporting yourself to the BSA is really a good idea. It's like walking up to a 300 pound thug and saying something nasty about his mama. But we can dream, can't we?


    :Peter

    1. Re:Evil idea for messing with the BSA by Technician · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can't report myself. I was given as a Handheld PC as a gift. It runs Microsoft Windows CE 3.0. I have the box, certificate, original disks, etc but I don't have a sales reciept for it. I could be in big trouble with the BSA for that! (it works great in the field for e-mailing photos off the compact flash memory from my camera) Anybody got Linux to run on a HP 680 Jordna yet so I can ditch Windows?

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    2. Re:Evil idea for messing with the BSA by thesolo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The astute reader will have already caught my drift by now and realized that with Linux and the GPL (and all the other OSI licenses) you don't ever have to say sorry to the BSA. So why not taunt them? Report yourself today!

      Funny thing is, someone I know who did this, but using a slightly different technique.

      He worked as a developer for a semi-large company, about 1500 employees, give or take. His company was planning on migrating from their 95 environment for end users (NT 4 for devs) to 2000 environment for the Devs, and further down the road, XP for the users. He had been trying to push Linux there for some time, but the VPs and CIOs weren't listening. It was a Microsoft shop, and was to stay that way. (Despite them using Linux on their servers) So what did he do?

      He reported his company to the BSA.

      Now, his company was not doing anything illegal AT ALL. Due to a mixup with a VP, they actually had a ton of EXTRA licenses (in the 500 range) from MS for their workstations; they were beyond legal (if thats possible!! <g>) But the BSA didn't care. They came in to investigate, and even when presented with all the licenses, harassed my friend's company repeatedly. Despite finding nothing illegal, they threatened litigation on more than one occasion (barratry, anyone?), and insisted on several sweeps of their office. (they almost did get fined when they found a copy of SQL Server on a machine that no one could account for. Turns out it was from their MSDN subscription, so it was legit. I digress...)

      Anyway, what was the end result of all of this? The VPs & CIOs in IT had such a bad taste in their mouth from the BSA/Microsoft, that they actually heard him out, and began looking at alternatives. His company is planning a full move to Linux later this year (it's a mixed environment right now, all the developers are already migrated).

  12. Europe, always copying the US... by Smallest · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This is exactly how US IP laws have been written for at least 100 years. (see "Digital Copyright")

    Business writes the laws and gives them to Congress for rubber stamp approval. The idea is that the affected businesses understand the issues better than Congress and can work out fair systems on their own.

    -c

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  13. Other underhanded BSA tactics by Krelnik · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The BSA engages in lots of manipulation and such that I think is under-reported in the mainstream press. As I posted in the previous Slashdot article "A Look Inside the BSA", there are countries where the local BSA office is little more than a field office for Microsoft sales.

    Don't take my word for it. Instead read this article from a couple years ago in Mother Jones magazine. It talks about how BSA offices end up pushing licenses for MS products even on companies that weren't illegally using them, but in fact were using other (competing) products.

    For fairness, here is a link to a follow up letters column that disputes some of the facts in the article.

    Quite an eye-opener.

  14. Love those features... by pmz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    MSWord's "Author" field

    I love the convenience of M$ Office. It is so wonderful that I named my children after the components..."Quit painting the cat, Excel!!!" "Hey, Outlook, you don't look so good."

    Actually, the "Author" field can be meaningless. I've edited files that other people started, and I don't get any credit. The meta-data in M$ Word just isn't very consistent over the life of the document.

  15. Patents and Copyrights by f.money · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is something I've always wondered about. If you get a software patent, you have a government granted monopoly on that for ~20 years - at which point it becomes public domain (when the patent expires everybody can reproduce it - this is the whole point of patents). What happens if that software is also copyrighted? Does the turning over to the public domain trump copyright? Does copyright trump patent law? How can something be an invention (patentable) and also speech (copyrightable)? Does anyone know? Is elvis dead?

    Jon

  16. Who to contact by Ed+Avis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This directive still has to be approved by the Council of Ministers and the European Parliament, I believe. So write to your MEP and to your national representatives (or minister in charge of this area).

    Some countries such as France have given public statements that a move to allowe software patents will not be approved without clear demonstration of the economic advantages (which there isn't), so there's plenty of reason to think this directive can be stopped, just like the previous Commission initiative to 'harmonize' in favour of greater patentability.

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  17. It's prima facie obvious: SW patents are a farce by DaveWood · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Even assuming you have a patent office staffed with geniuses gifted with eidetic memories, software patents mean that _every programmer_ must know the _entire patent base_ (6-7 figures already), and keep up (hundreds of applications per day)! Since this is obviously impossible, every piece of code ever written becomes a ticking time bomb of patent litigation. In American civil court, these cases take years (sometimes decades!) and cost hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars to defend.

    They are, in short, nothing other than a naked gift to large companies, with no demonstrable or even plausible public benefit. They are a versatile weapon, with which Microsoft, and a few others, can bludgeon their competitors and enemies.

    I was shocked to see the EU contemplating them... but apparently things aren't so different from one hemisphere to the other.

  18. Re:The usual workaround: by SerpentMage · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What you mentioned is extremely scary. Think about it. The device is a computer program. Well now you have a patent exclusivity on a way of programming. THIS IS BEZERK...

    What gets me about this is the convience that the EU is bringing in patents.

    Consider the following:

    Although this group numerically dominated (90%) the response, the major sectoral bodies representing the information and communication technology industries, as well as many of the Member States, all supported the approach put forward by the discussion paper.

    Yeah lets say you asked my Grandmorther if patents are good or not? She would say yes they are good, without understanding the ramifications. Damm convient if you ask me.

    This smells like large corporation pressure. And the leaders of the world wonder why there are violent protests throughout the world whenever they get together?

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  19. Lobbyist preparing texts for EU rubberstamping by SysKoll · · Score: 3, Informative

    So a director of BSA has prepared the text that the eurocrats will rubberstamp after the required amount of backroom deals. Shock, horror.

    Yaaawn.

    Well, maybe this is new for some naive readers here, but it's unfortunately very common in Brussels. Here is how the lobbying process works in the EU. Now before you flame me with self-righteous indignation, let me disclaim:

    • No, I have no proof. Nobody wants to say anything on record.
    • Yes, the previous Commission (or non-elected bureaucrats) was fired for gros mismanagement and the new one is supposed to be under tighter rules. And if you believe that, I have a new appartment in the North tower of the World Trade Center that you should buy.
    • No, I do not claim that this apply to other political systems. Your country might be an actual democracy.

    First, the context: once, I was sent to provide pre-sale tech expertise for an IT project that was discussed with France's representatives in Brussels. I was baffled about the politics of this project. So the sales engineer gave me a crash course in Brussels politics before seeing the customer. Her knowledge was apparently accurate, since she was quite successful in this market.

    There are (or were, at this time) about 25,000 bureaucrats in Brussels. Surprisingly, a similar number of people are working for various consulting and PR cabinets around Brussels. These persons are paid by various corporations or affluent SIGs (special interest groups) to prepare and execure PR campaigns with a public and a bureaucratic facet. The latter is mandatory: You have to convince bureaucrats that they need to do something that will just happen to advance your agenda. The former (public aspect) is an optional media communication plan, complete with astroturfing (fake letters to the editor of major newspapers, etc.) where the goal is to convince EU lawmakers that the public is concerned about an issue.

    More than 90% of the Commission's decisions are directives, not laws. These directives are supposed to be strictly technical decisions (e.g., standardizing the sizes of condoms and the labelling of banana, I kid you not). But some decisions pushed into directives are really dictatorial and are so broad they should require major laws with the requisite discussions. Directives are not supposed to be earth-shattering decision, but the EU processes are so opaque and so ill-defined that, in practice, you can make directives about abything. Once a directive has been published (without any debate or feedback), it has to be applied by the member countries, or else. There is no easy way out once a directive has been published.

    That's why a good lobbying campaign should end up with the publishing of a directive.

    Let's take a not-so-imaginary example. Let's say you are a big agro-food business. Your stance so far was to push for high-margin, high quality products, and you were supporting a law requiring chocolate to contain no fat matter other than expensive cocoa butter, like Lindt or French chocolote. But you've just acquired the largest industrial chocolate company in Europe. It spews forth huge amounts of a cheap, browish crap with less than 10% cocoa, in which cocoa butter is replaced with peanuts oil and lard. Even Americans would find disgusting. But it's very profitable. So you need to reverse your stance.

    Now, the eurocrats are not going to accept money from PR agencies. They are not that dumb. So a good PR agency will walk in the offices of the Directorate in charge of food and will tell the manager, "Hey, we are organizing a training session about the chocolate industry in the Bahamas. It's one hour a day for 5 days. Here are invitations, hotel reservations and airplane tickets for you and 20 of your most important coworkers. See you there." It's not a boondoggle, it's a technical vitality training session. Who would object? And it doesn't cost anything.

    Of course, if you want these training sessions to keep coming, you should do these companies a small favor from time to time. So you accept the documents they give you and turn it into a directive. As an added bonus, the document is already pre-written in the awful form required by the eurocratic process.

    That's how it works, folks. So I am not surprised that BSA is submitting a text for rubberstamping by the Commissars.

    -- SysKoll
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