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Logic Bomb writes: "According to the Washington Post, a federal appeals court yesterday made a ruling that could make the last couple years of media consolidation look like nothing. Some major FCC rules about media ownership were ruled as "arbitrary" and therefore illegal, most importantly the one preventing a company from owning the cable system and television stations in the same place. Also, though the FCC gets one more chance to defend it, the rule about a company not owning stations reaching more than 35% of the national viewership may get tossed out too."
Looks like the apple.slashdot.org server doesn't work and play well with others!
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To be here when this was posted....
It is human nature to take shortcuts in thinking.
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Fighting the War on the War on Drugs.
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For me, and for my homies. --SC
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Here is wishing you a safe and sane Negro Month.
Remember: February is Negro Month.
Yeah..it was a fats prost alright
consult consult!
Maybe a bit off topic, but slashdot has fucked up a bit recently, I couldn't leave the front page! Maybe it was with that new apple section.
media conglomeration 0wnz da stuntaz, how then be they gettin their record deal-io?
For Immediate Release
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Office of the Press Secretary
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February 15, 2002
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09:01 A.M. EST
PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES COMPASSIONATE NEW
WEAPON IN WAR ON DRUGS: THE BLACK TEEN
GULAG
Remarks by the President
THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. I want to talk
to the good people of this country about the
scourge of luscious and irresistible drugs which
are so popular across this great Christian land
of ours. As you know, the federal government's
War on Drugs, conceived by Nancy Reagan and
Miss Cleo in the spring of 1981, has for almost
21 years been a hugely successful means of
spurring meteoric growth within the corrections
industry - whose lobbyists keep both Laura and myself swimming in the finest 12
year-old Scotch this Texas redneck has ever funneled.
Today, wiping out Allah-loving towelheads is the one thing that all Americans can agree
on. With this in mind, I will be tying every last issue in my domestic agenda to the fight
against terrorism, no matter how absurdly unrelated they may be. Issues like drugs.
(Applause.)
And so this morning, I'm proud to be standing here in front of a potent new weapon in the War on Drugs and Terrorism: The Black Teen Gulag. Based on a compelling new design concept inspired by Civil War field hospitals and the 20th Anniversary DVD of TRON, these compassionate new facilities will contain and punish America's #1
supporters of terrorism through drug use: impoverished, ghetto-dwelling black boys.
Furthermore, I have asked the Congress for their swift and unquestioning approval of funds to erect hundreds of these exciting new penetentiaries in rural and overwhelmingly white communities from sea to shining sea, thereby creating thousands
of prison guard jobs for America's most ignorant and sadistic high school dropouts.
(Applause.)
Yes, with Attorney General Ashcroft and Drug Czar John Walters at my side, we're putting the incarceration of teen Africanic males back at the center of our national agenda. And that's why my new budget also asks the Congress for an additional $8 billion to identify, track, arrest and imprison the next generation of this detestable voting block - which
consistently and overwhelmingly supports my political opponents. Because for this, they
must pay. (Applause.)
But back to terrorism for a minute. You know, people ask me all the time, "George, as
someone who was hand-picked by God to rule America, can you tell me how I can help
fight against terror?" Well, the first thing you can do is contribute generously to my 2004
reelection fund. Secondly, you shouldn't purchase illegal drugs. At least not heroin or
opium anyway - because then you're supporting the same Muslim loonies who charge top dollar for the primo petrol that's buried under those desert armpits they call countries. As for marijuana, cocaine, and ecstasy, which are produced almost entirely by domestic, allied South American, Dutch, and Israeli sources, you oughta stay away from them too. I should know. As a former heavy user of not only high-grade powder cocaine,
but also pot, methamphetamine, BGH, nitrous oxide, and various modeling glues - I know only too well the damage that sweet, delicious drugs can almost do to a manufactured and undeserved political career. Of course, I was a little too old to catch
the ecstasy love bug, but my daughters Jenna and Barbara have been kind enough to
brief me on its deleterious effects.
I've also asked our Homeland Security Director, Tom Ridge, to examine ways we can improve our national border management system, to make sure we keep out Mexicans and Queen-worshipping Canadians, 45% of whom arrive with brick-sized parcels of
hardcore drugs impacted deep inside their dirty foreigner rectums.
In closing, it is important for Americans to understand this: that the best way to affect
supply is to reduce demand for drugs; that we can work as hard as we can on interdiction, but so long as there are black teens using drugs in this country, Al Qaeda sleeper cells can and will be building nukeyular bombs in a crackhouse near you. And so a central focus of my strategy, developed in conjunction with the William S. Bennet Foundation for Hypocrisy in Policy Making, is to reduce demand by rounding up these so-called "Blafrican Americans," locking them up, throwing away the key, and lastly - and compassionately - NOT giving the bastards the lethal injections they deserve.
(Applause.)
Thank you - and God Bless.
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Do you think your Father,
Will accept my humble prose?
I also hope he wont mind
My pink skintight lycra hose.
Ashcroft states that if you aren't religious, you are uncivilized.
His hot air can be found here:
Ashcroft Invokes Religion
What's more dangerous than a moron? A pompous
moron: aka John Ashcroft.
You're absolutely right. This is a good thing. It makes it a lot easier to figure out who to badmouth here on Slashdot.
Troll?
Ignorant fuckwit moderators.
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E_NOSIG
The industry will regulate itself!
(moderators, this is +1 funny or damned histerical)